Thread: A little levity...
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03-13-2006, 02:56 AM #1
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A little levity...
An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
"Just water," says the priest.
The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"Kentucky Vikes Fan

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03-13-2006, 02:58 AM #2
Re: A little levity...
lol ah man, thats a good one
People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.
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03-13-2006, 02:59 AM #3
Re: A little levity...
:laughing3:
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03-13-2006, 03:00 AM #4
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:lol:

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03-13-2006, 03:00 AM #56-KINGS Guest
Re: A little levity...
Billy Graham is in New Orleans.
As he views the devastation he remarks to a local.
"I can't believe so many of your Churches have been destroyed"
The cajun replies "Dats alright Reverand, we done get's our chicken from da Popeye's fried Chicken"
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03-13-2006, 03:05 AM #66-KINGS Guest
Re: A little levity...
Ok here in the South, Church's is a big fried chicken chain and so is Popeye's
Churches..............Popeye's............
Not a real Church...................
ok then..................
I think I will sign off after that stinker...............
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03-13-2006, 03:08 AM #7
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Re: A little levity...
Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?
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03-13-2006, 04:30 AM #8
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Re: A little levity...
"shockzilla" wrote:
Yep! Right here.....Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?
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03-13-2006, 07:22 AM #9
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"6-KINGS" wrote:
Yeah...the big surprise is that BOTH chains are owned by the same company, AFC Enterprises!Ok here in the South, Church's is a big fried chicken chain and so is Popeye's
Churches..............Popeye's............
Not a real Church...................
ok then..................
I think I will sign off after that stinker...............
Yeah 6...that definitely WAS a stinker!!! :lol:
I'm laughing AT you not with you. :evil4:BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE
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03-13-2006, 01:08 PM #10Prophet Guest
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"FedjeViking" wrote:
Good one!"shockzilla" wrote:
Yep! Right here.....Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?
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Official Joke Page
I think you just need to add a 'general' category to the jokes section of the website. Fedje's 'joke page' is a joke thread that was started recently.
The current joke area of the site only has sections for 'Packers' and 'Cowboys' jokes. A general category may also need to be added.
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