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    A little levity...

    An Irish priest is driving down to New York and gets stopped for speeding in Connecticut.
    The state trooper smells alcohol on the priest's breath and then sees an empty wine bottle on the floor of the car. He says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"
    "Just water," says the priest.
    The trooper says, "Then why do I smell wine?"
    The priest looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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    Re: A little levity...

    lol ah man, thats a good one
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    Re: A little levity...

    :laughing3:

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    Re: A little levity...

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    Re: A little levity...

    Billy Graham is in New Orleans.
    As he views the devastation he remarks to a local.
    "I can't believe so many of your Churches have been destroyed"
    The cajun replies "Dats alright Reverand, we done get's our chicken from da Popeye's fried Chicken"

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    Re: A little levity...

    Ok here in the South, Church's is a big fried chicken chain and so is Popeye's
    Churches..............Popeye's............
    Not a real Church...................
    ok then..................
    I think I will sign off after that stinker...............

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    Re: A little levity...

    Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?

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    Re: A little levity...

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?

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    Yep! Right here.....

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    Re: A little levity...

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    Ok here in the South, Church's is a big fried chicken chain and so is Popeye's
    Churches..............Popeye's............
    Not a real Church...................
    ok then..................
    I think I will sign off after that stinker...............
    Yeah...the big surprise is that BOTH chains are owned by the same company, AFC Enterprises!

    Yeah 6...that definitely WAS a stinker!!! :lol:

    I'm laughing AT you not with you. :evil4:
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    Re: A little levity...

    "FedjeViking" wrote:
    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Shouldn't this be in the "Official Joke Page" thread?

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    Yep! Right here.....

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    Good one!

    I think you just need to add a 'general' category to the jokes section of the website. Fedje's 'joke page' is a joke thread that was started recently.

    The current joke area of the site only has sections for 'Packers' and 'Cowboys' jokes. A general category may also need to be added.

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