Thread: Little Leaguer Admits It Would Be 'Pretty Cool' To Kill Someone With Line Drive

Little Leaguer Admits It Would Be 'Pretty Cool' To Kill Someone With Line Drive
April 5, 2007 | | Onion Sports

BEDFORD, NH—Amidst consideration of new safety regulations that would ban the use of aluminum bats in Little League competition, a small but outspoken minority of players including Bedford's Jeff Priest are fascinated by the prospect of taking another player's life with a well-hit baseball. "Sure, it'd be tragic, and I'd hate for it to happen to me or anyone I know, " said Priest, thoughtfully running his hands over the aluminum bat he used last season, "but to see, say, the pitcher go down for good after your batted ball hit him in the head, or maybe right above his heart… I just think it's something you'd never forget is all." Priest's teammates generally agreed that the experience would be "pretty cool," but declined his subsequent invitation to throw him some batting practice.

pretty cool? wow must be some crazy part of town

what an idiot, yea, itd be [i]real[i] cool to take someones life in a game. . .

Come on people... it's from The Onion...

"NodakPaul" wrote:

Come on people... it's from The Onion...

wow im going to start reading the publisher lol.. ill just walk away and put my stunna shades on
8)

I broke a pitchers nose bad as hell in little league once. At that point in my life, I had never seen so much blood. I thought I killed him. And yeah, it was pretty cool. ;D

Just the fact that you could hit a ball that hard would be pretty cool....but you could prove it another way besides killing a guy.

I almost took some girl's head off in gym class softball last year, she was playing right on the third baseline and I ripped one about 3 inches away from her head.

I remember when i played little league My mom was assistant coach. She broke her ankle jumpin up and down then later in the season she got a baseball to the nose. it made like a 1 inch hole goin up her nose.

"VikesFan787" wrote:

I remember when i played little league My mom was assistant coach. She broke her ankle jumpin up and down then later in the season she got a baseball to the nose. it made like a 1 inch hole goin up her nose.

Damm!