Thread: List of controversial issues

Well, since some like to go after each other's throat I thought I would help the process along.
Pick a topic from the list, start a thread, and rip a fellow Vikings' fan a new asshole.


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"Prophet" wrote:

Well, since some like to go after each other's throat I thought I would help the process along.
Pick a topic from the list, start a thread, and rip a fellow Vikings' fan a new donkey butt.


[size=12pt]List of controversial issues[/size]

I'm still miffed about that bastad that signed his name so large on the US constitution. Inconsiderate jiggly butt left no room for others. Even a false prophet can't deny the inherent controversial nature of that ticking time bomb.I say throw that rag out and let Bill O'Rielly to whip up a new one!

Oh I guess that's not what you had in mind. Sorry.

If it pisses you off then let it roll.
That issue has never really got me riled up, but, now that I think about it...good for him.
Sign it big and let the world know that without a doubt you are an asshole.

"Prophet" wrote:

If it pisses you off then let it roll.
That issue has never really got me riled up, but, now that I think about it...good for him.
Sign it big and let the world know that without a doubt you are an donkey butt.

The point is, I haven't been able to move on from it. I suspect I may have a few more controversial issues to cope with if I can just get past this one.

Truth

You know what pisses me off? The truth. When you want it, it's nowhere to be found. But then when you least expect it, it sneaks up and gives you a dickpunch.

And after reading a whole goddamned wikipedia page, I'm still no closer to understanding it.

Fuck the truth.

"The" wrote:

Truth

You know what pisses me off? The truth. When you want it, it's nowhere to be found. But then when you least expect it, it sneaks up and gives you a dickpunch.

And after reading a whole goddamned wikipedia page, I'm still no closer to understanding it.

floop the truth.

My ex wife taught me, The truth is but an illusion.

Why is it when you are at work you are always tired but when you go to bed you can't sleep.


Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

And lastly,
Why is there always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Someone help me with these burning questions that are in my mind and driving me crazy!!!

"tarkenton10" wrote:

Why is it when you are at work you are always tired but when you go to bed you can't sleep.


Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and ends by blocking his retreat.

And lastly,
Why is there always free cheese in a mouse trap.

Someone help me with these burning questions that are in my mind and driving me crazy!!!

I bet BBQ can help.
He is very wise with issues like this.

Vegans are controversial?

I thought everyone hated them.

"Mr" wrote:

Vegans are controversial?

I thought everyone hated them.

Everyone either hates them or thinks they are absolutely delicious.