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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    "mark" wrote:
    How do you kill 10 flies at once?

    Punch an Etheopian in the face.
    What do you call a blank piece of paper?

    An Ethiopian menu.

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    what do you call a cow with 2 legs???

    lean beaf. :roll:

    there was an old jewish lady whos bday was coming up. she had 3 sons who were very rich. (one was a doctor, the other a dentist, the other a lawyer) they all got together and decided to get her something nice. the first guy got his mom a huge mansion. the 2nd guy got her a nice benz w/ a chauffer along with her own theatre that was added on to the mansion. the 3rd guy really wanted to give her something special, and he had been thinking about this for a long time. he bought a million dollar parrot. the reason it was a million dollars was because this bird had an amazing memmory and for $20 million a year for 10 years he trained this parrot to say the first four books of the koran. she was getting old , her eyesight was starting to go so this seemed like the perfect gift.

    a year past after she recieved these gifts, and she sent a letter back to each of her sons.

    1st letter
    thank you so much for your generous gift. even though i live in just one room of many, i have to clean the whole stinkin house. but its the thought that counts

    2nd letter
    thank you so much for your generous gift. even though im almost blind and can hardly see the theatre screen, i also have a chauffer i have 2 feed. but its the thought that counts.

    3rd letter.
    FINALLY, someone who really put some thought into this gift. that was the best chicken i ever tasted.

    :lol:

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    "vikes09" wrote:
    what do you call a cow with 2 legs???

    lean beaf. :roll:

    there was an old jewish lady whos bday was coming up. she had 3 sons who were very rich. (one was a doctor, the other a dentist, the other a lawyer) they all got together and decided to get her something nice. the first guy got his mom a huge mansion. the 2nd guy got her a nice benz w/ a chauffer along with her own theatre that was added on to the mansion. the 3rd guy really wanted to give her something special, and he had been thinking about this for a long time. he bought a million dollar parrot. the reason it was a million dollars was because this bird had an amazing memmory and for $20 million a year for 10 years he trained this parrot to say the first four books of the koran. she was getting old , her eyesight was starting to go so this seemed like the perfect gift.

    a year past after she recieved these gifts, and she sent a letter back to each of her sons.

    1st letter
    thank you so much for your generous gift. even though i live in just one room of many, i have to clean the whole stinkin house. but its the thought that counts

    2nd letter
    thank you so much for your generous gift. even though im almost blind and can hardly see the theatre screen, i also have a chauffer i have 2 feed. but its the thought that counts.

    3rd letter.
    FINALLY, someone who really put some thought into this gift. that was the best chicken i ever tasted.

    :lol:
    Do you mean the torah?

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    my bad. ops: :lol:

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    I got a pretty good one but dont ANYONE take this too seriously.. Im not against gay people but i think it is funny.

    What do you call a fag on a wheel chair?
    Rollaids

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    "canadian_vikes_fan" wrote:
    "mark" wrote:
    How do you kill 10 flies at once?

    Punch an Etheopian in the face.
    What do you call a blank piece of paper?

    An Ethiopian menu.
    Did you hear about the Etheopian that fell into a alligator pit?

    He ate 3 of them before they could pull him out.
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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    a bear and a rabbit were taking a dump in the woods. the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "you have a problem with pooh sticking to your fur?"
    the rabbit replies, "why no, no, i don't have a problem with pooh sticking to my fur."
    so, the bear wiped his butt with the rabbit.

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    thats pretty funny.

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    haha i like that last one
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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    A guy walked into a restaurant and asked for some broccoli. The waiter said, 'Sorry, there's no broccoli.'

    So the man asked for a meat pie and broccoli. The waiter said, "There is no broccoli."

    So he asked for a meat pie, chips, and broccoli. The waiter replied, 'Spell cat, as in catastrophe.'

    'C-A-T,' the man answered.

    The waiter then asked, 'Spell dog as in dogmatic.'

    The man said 'D-O-G.'

    'Now spell freak, as in broccoli,' the waiter said.

    The man yelled 'THERE'S NO FREAK IN BROCCOLI!'

    The waiter laughed, 'EXACTLY!!"
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