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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    thats a good one!

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    God is talking to St Peter about a vacation spot for the creator of the universe. St Peter recommends Saturn, saying how beautiful the rings are. God declines, saying the toxic gasses are unbearable. So St. Peter suggests Mars, refering to the privacy he would enjoy. But again God declines, due to the frigid temperatures. So St. Peter begins to descripe how beautiful Earth has become, the cloud topping mountains, the lush fields, the wildlife, the gorgeous oceans, and the dedicated followes of his. God emphatically declines, giving as a reason he states "Last time I was there about 2000 years ago, I knocked up some Jewish girl and they still can't stop talking about it".
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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    Lost-one beagle-cropped ears,fixed,one eye,and only 3 legs.Answers to the name Lucky..
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