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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    Q. wats the differance between micheal jackson and acne?


    A. Acne doesnt come on to you until puberty

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    Re: Lets hear your best Joke!!

    What's the difference between a female Packer fan and a steer?

    About 50 pounds.

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    What's the difference between a female Packer fan and a catfish?

    One's ugly with facial hair and the other one's a fish.

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    Why do all the trees in MN lean east?

    'Cause the Packers suck...

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    when they were trying to name canada they decided to draw letters out of a hat and what they got were

    C Eh N Eh D Eh

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    Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mom or my dad, or maybe my older brother Colin or my younger brother Ho-Cha-Chu. But I'm pretty sure it's Colin.
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    A man woke up in a hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't - I've cut off your arms!"
    I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, or engage in any other illegal activity that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76.

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    Last bad joke for awhile....


    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly; but when they lit a fire in the craft, it sank, proving that you can't have your kayak and heat it too..
    I voluntarily agree to not indulge in any alcohol, drugs, or engage in any other illegal activity that may in any way jeopardize the years of hard work we as a team have committed to our goal of a championship season in '76.

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    a patient was sitting in a room waiting for the doctor too return after a very serious operation. the doctor did return, but with a serious face. she asked him what was wrong. he said "theres bad news, and there's worse news. first the bad news. you, unfortunately, are giong to die in 24 hours." she started freaking out saying " and theres worse news!!! what can be worse than this!"

    the doctor starts getting edgy and starts to squirm alittle. "well, we tried to contact you yesterday.......

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    What did one tampon say to the other?

    Nothing, they're both stuck up bitches.
    The only thing worse than a Packer is a Cowboy

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    AHAHAHAHA

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    No offense to the women of this site.

    What do you tell a woman with to black eyes?

    Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
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