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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    Dear God.

    I thought this was going to be an onion story or a late April Fool's joke or something.
    That dude needs some serious intervention.
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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    Thats hilarious, reminds me of the movie How High when they smoke John Quincy Adams.
    Some crazy people out there


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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    I only get ill when I give up drugs - -Keith Richards
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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

    Im sorry but that's the funniest thing i've ever heard






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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    Well they sure are close now
    Rosie O'Donnell is a dude!

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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Dear God.

    I thought this was going to be an onion story or a late April Fool's joke or something.
    That dude needs some serious intervention.
    That's what I thought too! I looked at the link because I swore it would be an onion story.

    That's disgusting.

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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    "Ltrey" wrote:
    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    Dear God.

    I thought this was going to be an onion story or a late April Fool's joke or something.
    That dude needs some serious intervention.
    That's what I thought too! I looked at the link because I swore it would be an onion story.

    That's disgusting.
    And not true.

    http://www.iht.com/articles/ap/2007/04/04/arts/EU-A-E-MUS-Britain-Keith-Richards.php

    Rolling Stone Keith Richards denies snorting his father's ashes, spokesman says
    The Associated PressPublished: April 4, 2007

    LONDON: Rolling Stone Keith Richards was joking when he claimed to have snorted his father's ashes along with cocaine, a spokesman said Wednesday.

    "It was an off-the-cuff remark, a joke, and it is not true. File under April Fool's joke," said Bernard Doherty of LD Communications, which represents the band.

    Doherty declined to say any more about why Richards made the statement in an interview with NME, a pop music magazine.

    "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father," Richards was quoted as saying.

    "He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive."

    In an article published on its Web site, the magazine said the remark was "no quip, but came about after much thinking" by the rock star.

    "He didn't offer the information, I had to ask him a couple of questions to get the information out of him," interviewer Mark Beaumont was quoted as saying. "He didn't come straight out with that."

    In a statement posted on the Rolling Stones Web site, Richards said:

    "The complete story is lost in the usual slanting! The truth of the matter is that I planted a sturdy English Oak. I took the lid off the box of ashes and he is now growing oak trees and would love me for it!!! I was trying to say how tight Bert and I were. That tight!!! I wouldn't take cocaine at this point in my life unless I wished to commit suicide."
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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

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    "I was No. 1 on the `who's likely to die' list for 10 years. I mean, I was really disappointed when I fell off the list," Richards said.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/ap_on_en_mu/people_keith_richards;_ylt=AiIW5SLmQTQRCkMffZ_EVR4 sQE4F
    Keith Richards will outlive us all.

    Anyone remember that Simpsons episode where Mr. Burns is kept alive because he has so many diseases that they have achieved a perfect equilibrium, and not a single one can harm him?

    Well, that's Keith Richards and drugs. He has achieved perfect equilibrium and is so well pickled that he will live to be 370 years old. He may be 175 already. This is why he fell off the "who's likely to die" list.

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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    Rome is going off on this right now, its hilarious

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    Re: Keith Richards: `I snorted my father'

    I was lying then, but you can believe me now!


    See something wrong there Keith.


    I believe the original report because I think he is stupid enough to do it.
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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