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    baumy300 is offline Star Spokesman
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    Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    Ok I just thought this up and I think it's thread worthy. Just a warning, it may be offensive to some, but it's all in good fun. That's my only apology. I'm not going all Don Imus on you.

    Ok here goes.

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    One day three blind men were sitting around a bar and talking. One man sheepishly asked the other two men a question.

    He said "You know, my whole life I have never known what nationality I am. Could you guys help me out? I live on a reservation, I like to play bingo, and I go to Wal-Mart a lot. What am I?"

    The man next to him said "Well it sounds to me you're Native American. The man then smiled and felt relieved. The man who answered that question also had the same problem. He had never known his nationality. He said "I am really good at shooting 3-pointers, I own a casino, and I have an aunt who makes dream catchers. What do you think I am?"

    The first man said it's obvious he is also Native American.

    By now, the third guy was so excited because he too has never known his nationality, so he happily asked the other two men the same question. He said "I no longer have a job, I am drunk in public a lot, and I can make it rain. Does this mean I am Native American too?"

    "Hell no!" Said the other men. "You're Pacman Jones."

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    LOL, that's good. And if it offends someone, too bad, they're just stereotypes, we all live with them.

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    lol, decent


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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    Haha thats pretty clever.
    And I agree that it shouldn't really offend anyone, people are just way too sensitive sometimes.

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    I don't get the "i make it rain" part. Otherwise very funny.

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    I don't get the "i make it rain" part. Otherwise very funny.
    Well I'm sure you have heard about Pacman at the night club, and around here at least, it is said Native Americans have the power to "make it rain."

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    thats impressive that a blind guy is good at 3 pointers

    How do ya like them apples?!

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    "baumy300" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    I don't get the "i make it rain" part. Otherwise very funny.
    Well I'm sure you have heard about Pacman at the night club, and around here at least, it is said Native Americans have the power to "make it rain."
    because he made it rain money?

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    I like it, that's funny

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    Re: Joke I just made up (MAY BE OFFENSIVE)

    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    "jmcdon00" wrote:
    I don't get the "i make it rain" part. Otherwise very funny.
    Well I'm sure you have heard about Pacman at the night club, and around here at least, it is said Native Americans have the power to "make it rain."
    because he made it rain money?
    Exactly.

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