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    Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

    The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Connecticut girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love them Connecticut Girls.


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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    haha thats funny. i guess connecticut girls dont take crap from no one
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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    You speak from experience, Ned????? LOL
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    Been there Cojo..... :blackeye:


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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

    The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Connecticut girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love them Connecticut Girls.
    That's why I married me a Minnesota woman!!!

    And now I know why Ned went halfway across the world to find HIS wife! :lol:
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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

    The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Connecticut girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love them Connecticut Girls.
    That's why I married me a Minnesota woman!!!

    And now I know why Ned went halfway across the world to find HIS wife! :lol:
    Not only that, they look like this......



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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "VikingNed" wrote:
    Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.

    The first man had married a woman from Alabama and bragged that he had told his wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were done.

    The second man had married a woman from Minnesota. He bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a huge dinner on the table.

    The third man had married a Connecticut girl. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye. Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher and telephone a landscaper.

    Got to love them Connecticut Girls.
    That's why I married me a Minnesota woman!!!

    And now I know why Ned went halfway across the world to find HIS wife! :lol:
    Not only that, they look like this......

    YIKES!!! Yeah, Ned...you made a WISE choice! :lol:
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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :roll:

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    Re: Joke about Connecticut Women.....

    I thought the title of this thread was funny!

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