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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

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    I was surprised to learn that she knows how to operate a computer.

    Jessica is truly a bottomless pit of wonders.
    No doubt.
    I don't know much about her, how did she get famous anyway?
    I saw her on a late night talk show once and she looked like she had to pause between comments because her breathing wasn't innate.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    I can only laugh but laughing at her makes me feel like I am laughing at the kids on the short bus. as fine as she is....aww forget where I am going with that just another "DEEE-DUUUH-DEEE" moment from Jessica Simpson.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    I don't get it, all she has to do is Log Into PPO...





    Cajun would take care of her for sure, and it wouldn't cost her a dime.... ;D


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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "Freya" wrote:
    I was surprised to learn that she knows how to operate a computer.

    Jessica is truly a bottomless pit of wonders.
    No doubt.
    I don't know much about her, how did she get famous anyway?
    I saw her on a late night talk show once and she looked like she had to pause between comments because her breathing wasn't innate.
    If you asked her, I have a feeling she'd say she thinks her breathing is a ten.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    I love the quote about her being sexually frustrated!

    I seriously doubt that it would take longer than 1 minute to find some guy that would be willing to do her, and if it does Jessica give me a call and I will help you out!





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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "Freya" wrote:
    I was surprised to learn that she knows how to operate a computer.

    Jessica is truly a bottomless pit of wonders.
    Well, if she's a bottomless pit then maybe she should hook up with Tommy Lee...or the aforementioned Peter North.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    I don't get it, all she has to do is Log Into PPO...





    Cajun would take care of her for sure, and it wouldn't cost her a dime.... ;D
    The wife would have to let me too!
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

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    Yeah, well she's still the hottest chick ever!! Next to my fiance!
    So - your fiance lurks on PP.O, eh?

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    "AWZeus" wrote:
    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Yeah, well she's still the hottest chick ever!! Next to my fiance!
    So - your fiance lurks on PP.O, eh?

    =Z=

    Actually no. My fiance is beautiful, IMHO.
    Yep...she lurks on PP.O!
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