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    Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    Jessica Simpson Mistakenly Hires "Professional Hooker"
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "Acumen" wrote:
    Jessica Simpson Mistakenly Hires "Professional Hooker"
    November 9, 2006 by exposay

    [img width=275 height=374]http://www.exposay.com/celebrity-photos2/jessica-simpson-2nd-annual-noche-de-ninos-gala-honoring-johnny-depp-H9LGuv.jpg[/img]
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    How do you mistakenly hire a professional hooker.
    The preachers daughter is a little slut.

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    Yeah, well she's still the hottest chick ever!! Next to my fiance!

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

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    Yeah, well she's still the hottest chick ever!! Next to my fiance!
    So - your fiance lurks on PP.O, eh?

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    couple questions here....

    1. why does jessica simpson NEED TO LOOK FOR A DATE???!!!!

    2. is that guy crazy?? he had the opportunity to get with her and instead he quibbles over money?? maybe do one job for free, for your own sake!!

    How do ya like them apples?!

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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    Jessica Simpson reminds me of my butt.
    I'll give her the fact that she has an amazing body, but I am in no way attracted to that face.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

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    Jessica Simpson reminds me of my butt.
    I'll give her the fact that she has an amazing body, but I am in no way attracted to that face.
    You better be careful JDogg.
    There may be people after your butt now.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    "Acumen" wrote:
    "JDogg926" wrote:
    Jessica Simpson reminds me of my butt.
    I'll give her the fact that she has an amazing body, but I am in no way attracted to that face.
    You better be careful JDogg.
    There may be people after your butt now.
    UH OH!


    I guess that's one that I should have thought out before I typed, I meant a butt, not mine.
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    Re: Jessica Simpson Hires "Professional Hooker"

    I was surprised to learn that she knows how to operate a computer.

    Jessica is truly a bottomless pit of wonders.


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