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    Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

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    January 15, 2009
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    CHARLOTTE, NC—Claiming that he felt "rushed," Panthers quarterback Jake Delhomme failed to connect on a 5-foot pass to his Capital Grille restaurant valet Sunday, instead sending his car keys into the hands of the wrong parking attendant. "It's frustrating, because I knew as soon as I let go of the keys that the throw was off target," said Delhomme, adding that he should not have been throwing off his back foot. "I don't want to make excuses, but I may have injured my throwing hand on the sharp edge of a key while I was in the pocket. Hopefully, I can watch film from the valet's security camera and correct that next time." Once inside the restaurant, Delhomme fumbled a steaming hot dinner roll, kicked it across the dining room while trying to pick it up, and was blocked into a side table by a busboy, who eventually recovered the baked good.
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    Re: Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

    is this thing real?

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    Re: Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

    LMAO

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    Re: Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

    Hilarious!

    Those valets are tricky suckers. ;D
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    Re: Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

    "SamOchoCinco" wrote:
    is this thing real?

    HELLO!
    Of course it is.....its printed on the internet isnt it?
    :
    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    Re: Jake Delhomme Throws Keys To Wrong Valet

    Jake needs to eat more onions

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