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    Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1034727.html

    [size=12pt]Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house[/size]
    The burglary suspect apologized to the homeowner for breaking into the $3.62 million home on an apparent dare by friends after a night of drinking.

    By Chao Xiong, Star Tribune
    Last update: March 06, 2007 – 6:00 AM

    Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    On an alcohol-fueled dare over the weekend, a Minneapolis man apparently broke into a multimillion-dollar house featured in the popular TV sitcom "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
    Minneapolis police, responding to a report of a break-in Saturday morning, found the 24-year-old man asleep in a second-floor bedroom with the television on and a remote control for a ceiling fan in his back pocket. His shoes were found on the third floor of the eight-bedroom, nine-bath Queen Anne Victorian in the Kenwood neighborhood.

    "This guy's not using a lot of brains," said police Sgt. Gerald Moore.
    Understatement of the year.

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    Re: Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    Ned?
    I know he has fantasies about stealing the MTM statue.
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    Re: Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    It had to have been Ned. The police are just lucky he was asleep when they got there. Otherwise, he would have started swinging that statue around and THEN they would have been in trouble.

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    Re: Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    "Zeus" wrote:
    http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1034727.html

    [size=12pt]Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house[/size]
    The burglary suspect apologized to the homeowner for breaking into the $3.62 million home on an apparent dare by friends after a night of drinking.

    By Chao Xiong, Star Tribune
    Last update: March 06, 2007 – 6:00 AM

    Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    On an alcohol-fueled dare over the weekend, a Minneapolis man apparently broke into a multimillion-dollar house featured in the popular TV sitcom "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
    Minneapolis police, responding to a report of a break-in Saturday morning, found the 24-year-old man asleep in a second-floor bedroom with the television on and a remote control for a ceiling fan in his back pocket. His shoes were found on the third floor of the eight-bedroom, nine-bath Queen Anne Victorian in the Kenwood neighborhood.

    "This guy's not using a lot of brains," said police Sgt. Gerald Moore.
    Understatement of the year.

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    "He's gonna make it after all"......not.

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    Re: Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    "x-ray" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    http://www.startribune.com/467/story/1034727.html

    [size=12pt]Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house[/size]
    The burglary suspect apologized to the homeowner for breaking into the $3.62 million home on an apparent dare by friends after a night of drinking.

    By Chao Xiong, Star Tribune
    Last update: March 06, 2007 – 6:00 AM

    Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    On an alcohol-fueled dare over the weekend, a Minneapolis man apparently broke into a multimillion-dollar house featured in the popular TV sitcom "The Mary Tyler Moore Show."
    Minneapolis police, responding to a report of a break-in Saturday morning, found the 24-year-old man asleep in a second-floor bedroom with the television on and a remote control for a ceiling fan in his back pocket. His shoes were found on the third floor of the eight-bedroom, nine-bath Queen Anne Victorian in the Kenwood neighborhood.

    "This guy's not using a lot of brains," said police Sgt. Gerald Moore.
    Understatement of the year.

    =Z=
    "He's gonna make it after all"......not.

    He will make it, but with Bubba and his friends (don't pick the soap up if it falls on the floor).
    What we've got here is failure to communicate.

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    Re: Intruder falls asleep in Mary Tyler Moore house

    Why can't anybody do this crap when they're sober?

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