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    Insanity

    Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
    and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
    Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
    Ask If They Want Fries With That.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
    Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
    Addictions, Switch To Espresso.

    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
    "For Sexual Favors"

    7. Finish all Your Sentences With . . .
    "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8 dont use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why
    The Poems Don't Rhyme.

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
    And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
    Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
    Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,
    We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
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    Re: Insanity

    is is bad if i do most of that stuff anyways?
    ahha those are great. i should try some of them.
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    Re: Insanity

    Insanity is something you're born with.. I should know.. I was born with that condition.

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    Re: Insanity

    These are simply ways to maintain what insanity you already have.
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    Re: Insanity

    Holy crap!!! I'm a coach I've only got 2 more heads to fill before I reach HOF status. SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Re: Insanity

    Post away my friend, post away.

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    Ok. I'm just sayin' though, when it comes natural then it's all smooth sailing from there.. It's just not the same when someone pretends to have it, it just don't work.

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    lmao!!!!! congrats jdogg!

























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    Re: Insanity

    "JDogg926" wrote:
    Twenty Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level of Insanity

    1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on
    and point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
    See If They Slow Down.

    2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
    Don't Disguise Your Voice.

    3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
    Ask If They Want Fries With That.

    4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In".

    5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
    Once Everyone Has Gotten Over Their Caffeine
    Addictions, Switch To Espresso.


    6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write
    "For Sexual Favors"

    7. Finish all Your Sentences With . . .
    "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

    8 dont use any punctuation

    9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

    11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

    12. Sing Along At The Opera.

    13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why
    The Poems Don't Rhyme.

    14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area
    And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.

    17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
    Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

    18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The
    Parking Lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

    19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy,
    We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
    that'd be so awesome. i actually just read a lot of those in some joke book or something like that. that one with coffee would be funny as all get out! :lol:

    Thanks Josdin

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