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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    I think that LAST one EXCITED Freya instead of making her laugh! LOL!
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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    The following is a child custody story out of Green Bay:

    Dateline....November 22, 2005

    An unpressidented child custody case took place today in Green Bay, WI. About a year ago, a couple lost custody of their 10 year old child because of child abuse. After a short court hearing, the only surviving grandparents were awarded custody of the child. Soon after that, it was discovered that the grandparents were also beating the child. The courts then awarded custody the the child's uncle and aunt, but they too were beating the child. It was soon discovered that there was a history of abuse in the family concerning this poor 10 year old. But then, just last week, the courts decided to do something that was never done before: alow the child to determine who should have custody of him. After long and careful thought, the child finally came to a decision today. He decided that he wanted to live with the Green Bay Packers. When asked why he chose the Packers, the boy replied that he was convinced without a shadow of a doubt that the Green Bay Packers were unable of beating anyone!!!!

    Did that make you laugh? :lol:

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.


    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    If this one doesn't make you laugh nothing will. :smile:

    The Horth Whithperer

    A guy calls his buddy, a horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over
    to look at a horse. His buddy asks "How will I recognize him? " That's easy,
    he's a short guy with a speech impediment. " So, the short guy shows up, and
    the guy asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. "A female
    horth. " So he shows him a prized filly.

    "Nith lookin horth. Can I thee her eyeth"? So the guy picks up the short guy
    and he gives the horse's eyes the once over.

    "Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth"? So he picks the little fella up again,
    and shows him the horse's ears. "Nith earzth, can I see her mouf"? The rancher is gettin' pretty ticked off
    by this point, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth.

    "Nith mouf, can I see her twat"? Totally mad as fire at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arms and rams the guy's head as far as he can up the horse's twat, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.

    The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing. "Perhapth I should rephrase that; Can I thee her wun awound a widdlebit"?

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Dirty, but funny! :laughing3:

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    This might be kinda of corny to u guys but it's funny 2 me

    Why do packer fans go to Lambeau field when there is a hurricane?

    Because there's never a touchdown


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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    An oldie but goodie.

    What's the difference between the Packers & Cheerios?




    Cheerios belong in a bowl!

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Good one!

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    "Jordan" wrote:
    This might be kinda of corny to u guys but it's funny 2 me

    Why do packer fans go to Lambeau field when there is a hurricane?

    Because there's never a touchdown
    I think you mean Tornado, not to many hurricanes touch down.


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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    "Jordan" wrote:
    This might be kinda of corny to u guys but it's funny 2 me

    Why do packer fans go to Lambeau field when there is a hurricane?

    Because there's never a touchdown
    I think you mean Tornado, not to many hurricanes touch down.
    Not to many hurricanes in Wisconsin either! :lol:

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