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    zimtwister is offline Coach
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    i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    the girlfriend that i dumped married a guy and they are very happy. i really did not like her [no common interests] so why should i care? i guess it must be jealousy on my part. make me laugh pp.o
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Wanna hear a joke?

    The packers.

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Anytime pall. This is once joke that i really like so i keep it stored in my memory bank!

    Why do migets laugh when they play soccer?




































    Because the grass tickles there b@lls!

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Wanna read some funny comics: go here, they are hilarious

    http://www.qwantz.com/index.pl?comic=9


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    You dumped this person, and you're depressed about discarding dead wood? That should be a happy moment. Smile. Life is good.

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    i know demonic. its weird, i must be jealous. we are both blue collar workers and they are buying a 6 bedroom house with a freakin indoor pool! he is a truckdriver with 5 kids- she cleans houses- the math does not compute.
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    He is in debt to his eyeballs :grin: that's how it computes.

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    They will be eating beans and weenies every day...that is how it computes!

    That indoor pool will be a jacuzzi soon enough...LOL!!!

    Actually, Del is right...you might wanna save up...there will probably be a 6 bedroom house on the foreclosure list pretty soon that you will be able to pick up really cheap...LOL

    And that's NO JOKE!!!

    But here's one:

    Q: Why did the Packer cross the road?

    A: Because he got stuck in the chicken!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    Re: i'm depressed, please tell me a joke.

    Two women friends had gone for a "girls night out." They both were very faithful, loving wives... however, they had gotten a bit over enthusiastic on Margaritas at the Rio.

    Incredibly drunk and walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a cemetery. One had nothing to wipe with so she decided to take off her panties and use them. Her friend, however, was wearing expensive panties and didn't want to ruin them... luckily she had squatted next to a grave that had a fresh wreath with a ribbon on it... so she proceeded to wipe with that.

    After the girls completed their "business" they continued toward home.

    The following day, one of the husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed and hung over. He phoned the other husband, and said "These girls nights out have got to stop! I'm starting to suspect the worst! My wife came home with no panties!"

    "That's nothing!" said the other husband, "mine came back with a card stuck to her butt that read:

    "FROM ALL OF US AT THE FIRE STATION... WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU!!!"

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