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    Iguana castration

    A case of reptile erectile dysfunction
    Updated: 2:48 p.m. CT Jan 23, 2007
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    BRUSSELS, Belgium - Mozart, an iguana stuck with a permanent erection six days after a mating session at a Belgian zoo, may have to have his ***** amputated if the condition does not improve....

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    Re: Iguana castration

    Thanks for the update
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    Re: Iguana castration

    Man, no sympathy for the iguana?
    I thought it would be a good thing and they're penalizing him for it.
    Tough world.
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    Re: Iguana castration

    6 DAYS!!!! poor poor iguana.
    Can it be reattached?

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    Re: Iguana castration

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    6 DAYS!!!! poor poor iguana.
    Can it be reattached?
    If so he will show up in some crazy beastiality porn like that Bobbit guy.
    lmao

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    Re: Iguana castration

    makes you wonder what happened to the guy's that tryed the first batch of viagra pill's.
    poor Iguana talking of viagra they didn't slip one in his food did they?...

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    Re: Iguana castration

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Man, no sympathy for the iguana?
    I thought it would be a good thing and they're penalizing him for it.
    Tough world.
    Don't be so soft hearted. They can just grow it back!
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    Re: Iguana castration

    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Man, no sympathy for the iguana?
    I thought it would be a good thing and they're penalizing him for it.
    Tough world.
    Don't be so soft hearted. They can just grow it back!
    , if that is the case the must be getting those growth hormones that are flying around in the spam e-mails from iguana genes.
    Does it affect your eyes too?
    Can you rotate them around and stuff after you take a certain amount of the iguana growth hormone tablets?
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    Re: Iguana castration

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "jargomcfargo" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Man, no sympathy for the iguana?
    I thought it would be a good thing and they're penalizing him for it.
    Tough world.
    Don't be so soft hearted. They can just grow it back!
    , if that is the case the must be getting those growth hormones that are flying around in the spam e-mails from iguana genes.
    Does it affect your eyes too?
    Can you rotate them around and stuff after you take a certain amount of the iguana growth hormone tablets?
    No but I'm pretty certain growth of a nictitating membrane is listed in the side effect profile.
    And you can sell insurance like there's no tomarrow!
    Oh wait...wrong lizzard.
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    Re: Iguana castration

    I could really scare my 17 year old son with this information.


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