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    If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Slow Saturday in the ole comm closest.
    Anyway, we used to do fun stuff like this when I first joined the site, so I thought this would be fun.

    Here is my staff.

    [size=10pt]Special Advisers to the Owner[/size]
    Ransom Prepped to take over the team if Wildman doesn't want it.
    BBQ Dude knows everything.
    Would use him as my sanity check on everything
    CCtheBest If he is happy everyone is happy.
    CMacD He would be my turk.

    [size=10pt]Super Secret Special Executive Staff[/size]
    Prophet - Overall in charge of stuff no one else needs to know about.
    Cat everyone
    should fear, except me of course.
    i_bleed_purple - He knows why he's here.
    BadlandsViking - He would keep me informed of anything weird going on.
    Garland Green - In charge of Security and handicapped parking spots.

    [size=10pt]Executive Staff[/size]
    NodackPaul - Vice President of Public Affairs/Stadium Development - Who else.
    Smartest dude on PPO
    Ultra - General Manager/Vice President of Football Operations
    - The Hammer would keep everyone inline.
    Webby - Vice President of Sales/Marketing and Chief Marketing Officer
    Shockzilla - Vice President of Player Personnel - Leather helmets for all.
    SharperImage - Director of Player Personnel - Not sure why.
    Call it a hunch.
    jkjuggaloo - Director of College Scouting - Dude knows the college ranks.
    COJO - Senior Consultant-Team Historian - Has the history with the org to bring him back.
    CAJUN - Legal Dept.
    Course he would have to stay away from the cheerleaders.
    Zeus - Manager of Football Information Systems - I know how much he hates to be part of management.
    Bkfldviking -
    Transportation Zaaaaarrrr.

    [size=10pt]Medical[/size]
    Mr. Anderson - Head Athletic Trainer - I reserve the right to fire anyone and he would be my first choice for almost any position.
    Jargo - Team Physician - Who else is a real doc on PPO?
    VkngsMD - Asst Team Physician - I know, your not a DR.
    Doc will need all the help he can get cause we aren't taking any wimp approaches to anything.

    [size=10pt]Public Relations[/size]
    Singer - Director of Public Relations - Who else but the Newshound could keep me happy?
    Besides he understand all sides of the game.
    No one would be better at getting our vision out to the voting public and ticket buying fans.
    Jos - Art Director - Best in the business.

    [size=10pt]Head Coach[/size]
    Del Rio - Course I would want to see him around more often.
    If/when he comes around, he has the latitude to fire any/all coaches and implement his own scheme.

    [size=10pt]O-Coord[/size]
    Tastywaves - Only one who would run the WCO the way I want it ran.
    Besides, he would understand everything Del told him.

    [size=10pt]Long Snapper - Asst O-Coord[/size]
    Vunit - No one else understands the importance of the LS. He would ensure we maintain a balance offense, 60/40.

    [size=10pt]Special Teams[/size]
    Mars Only one I could trust to get it right.

    [size=10pt]Wide Recievers [/size]
    Thorsp - No nonsense approach would get these cats off the line and getting separation.

    [size=10pt]Running Backs[/size]
    Soonerbornbred - Any cat who loves AD that much has to be a great RB coach.

    [size=10pt]Full Backs[/size]
    gagaar - He would get the most out of Tahi.

    [size=10pt]Quarterbacks[/size]
    Cogs - He would bring that overseas flavor to the position.
    AngloVike - Asst to Cogs.

    Dekay - Asst to Cogs and Anglo.
    Face it.
    If we are gonna do this, it will take three of them.

    [size=10pt]Offensive Line [/size]
    Ejmat - Another hunch. Might have to promote him as well if someone else pisses me off.

    [size=10pt]Tightends[/size]
    UffDavikes - The right amount of guys for
    him to handle.

    [size=10pt]D-Coord[/size]
    Kevoncox - Has the attitude to bring the nasty

    [size=10pt]Assistant D-Coord/Asst D-backs[/size]
    V4L - Hey, what can I say.
    I liked his resume.


    [size=10pt]D-Line[/size]
    Vikestand - Ready to take over as D-coord if Kev pisses me off.

    [size=10pt]Linebackers[/size]
    Snoinapril - The two sno's would work well together to fix our back half.
    SnoBumMN

    [size=10pt]Defensive Backs[/size]
    TARKenton - Hey, he owns a bar.
    If nothing else, the backs would be well hydrated.

    [size=10pt]Cheerleaders[/size]
    CountryGirl - Squad 1 Leader (Thinking about a new position.
    In charge of Luxury boxes.
    Knows what is good to drink)
    Viking Queen - Squad 2 Leader
    Freya - Squad 3 Leader
    Fedje - Squad 4 Leader
    CMacD - I know. Two jobs but we all know he is a cheerleader at heart.
    See my "Fire comments".

    [size=10pt]Refreshments[/size]
    Woo - I'd give him one more chance but he has to report to Countrygirl at least twice a day.

    [size=10pt]Official disclaimer[/size]
    If you think I forgot you, or you think you would be better at a job than someone else, please, send me your resume.
    I just might hire ya and fire someone.

    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Stuck in the comm closet again today, eh?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    I was just about to write that I could be the partyplanner of secret boatpartys before i spotted my name on the list.

    Thanks for thinking of me marrdro!!

    EDIT: With secret boatpartys I really meant any boatparty, or boat or party or whenever or whatever reason there is an excuse for drinking alcohol.

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Watch your backs, if you under perform I'm taking over.

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    V4L

    Been involved in the game since I can remember

    Specialties include:
    WR duties
    Defensive back duties

    Salary.. Ill take minimum


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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Zeus to be the entire staff.

    Since he knows everything

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Thats exactly where I would put me! And if the Oline coach under performs, which he prolly will, I am here to take over!


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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    Oh and my resume is being a starting oline and dlinemen in high school for a state caliber team here in the Mighty MO, which is more than what chilly can say!


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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    "singersp" wrote:
    Stuck in the comm closet again today, eh?
    Yea.
    2 weeks on this one followed by another for 2 weeks.
    At least this one is normal hours, next one is 01:00 AM to 01:00 PM.
    8)
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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    Re: If You Owned the Vikes - Who would your staff be?

    "Dekay" wrote:
    I was just about to write that I could be the partyplanner of secret boatpartys before i spotted my name on the list.

    Thanks for thinking of me marrdro!!

    EDIT: With secret boatpartys I really meant any boatparty, or boat or party or whenever or whatever reason there is an excuse for drinking alcohol.
    LOL, only boat party will/would be on my new yacht.
    Many many thanks to my talented friend Jos for the new Sig.http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/josdin00/Vikings/Marrdro_sig.jpg

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