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    If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    And that goes twice as much in the Philippines,...

    This guy got 16 years for stealing a motorcycle...

    http://www.thefreeman.com/local/story-20050707-32106.html


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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    Some dumb people these days.

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    Good! I admit that's MUCH harsher than they would get in the states, but I think they deserve it.

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    Hey Ned,

    I used to work at the IRS and when I worked there I became friends with this girl. Her boyfriend went to Mexico with some friends he was 17 at the time. They tried to smuggle some oxycotin and roids back into the USA.

    Well they got caught and the bad news wasn't that they got caught the bad news was they got caught in Mexico. The family finally got a hold of the prison and the guards said they would let him go for 3,000$ the parents agreed but agreed too easily I guess because the guys changed their mind and wanted 10,000

    So they did a second mortgage got the cash and they wanted 20,000. Feeling helpless they called the embassy and the embassy basically said tough titties.

    Soo............17 year old kid spent 3 years of his life in mexican prison. I dont even have to describe any of his hardships there. But if Cassie the girl I know didn't bring him cigs every month he was gonna be walking funny.

    She stayed with his ass the whole time, making trips down there bringing him money and what not. Getting groped in the prison by the guards just to see him. One day he called from the border. They just dropped him off. No warning or nothing.

    He left her ass a few weeks after he got out.

    A good rule of thumb is if you are going to be dumb and break the law do it here so you get community service.

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    I can't believe he left her! That guy should be shot.

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    All that for some Oxycontin!! Not worth it at all.. Oxycontin isn't even that good.. Might as well try to smuggle in some of the green they have down there.. Supposed to be grade A

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    Go give it a try, keep us posted LOL. Nevermind your ass will resemble a Mayonaise jar by the time they let you out.

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    Re: If you can't do the time, don't do the crime....

    "VikingNed" wrote:
    And that goes twice as much in the Philippines,...

    This guy got 16 years for stealing a motorcycle...

    http://www.thefreeman.com/local/story-20050707-32106.html

    AWESOME!



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