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    Ice cream truck driver was creamed.

    Ice cream truck driver charged with DUI Link
    Wed May 31, 7:16 PM ET

    GOSHEN, Ind. - Police say they found a nearly empty pint bottle of vodka between the front seats of an ice cream truck after they pulled over the driver for swerving into the wrong lane.

    Goshen Police Patrolman Jared Baer spotted the yellow-and-white van in a subdivision, after several motorists called Saturday to report the swerving vehicle in the city about 25 miles southeast of South Bend, police said.

    The van was stopped, and the driver was selling ice cream to children, so Baer waited until Dennis D. Cogburn, 51, of Bowie, Texas, started up again.

    Baer said he followed the van and pulled it over after Cogburn failed to signal turns and swerved into the wrong lane.

    Cogburn failed field sobriety tests and was arrested on a preliminary charge of driving under the influence of alcohol.

    Cogburn reported having chest pains, so he was taken to a hospital, where a test showed his blood-alcohol level was 0.24 percent, three times the state's legal level to drive a car.

    Baer impounded the ice cream van and found the nearly empty bottle of vodka, he reported.

    Cogburn told police he's staying in a South Bend motel, working for the ice cream company, but planned to move back to Texas soon.

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    Re: Ice cream truck driver was creamed.

    Serving under the influence.

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    Re: Ice cream truck driver was creamed.

    Was he making vodka floats?

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    Re: Ice cream truck driver was creamed.

    Ice Cream Man - Van Halen

    Dedicate one to the ladies...
    Now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
    Ah, now summertime's here babe, need somethin' to keep you cool
    Better look out now though, Dave's got somethin' for you
    Tell ya what it is
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    Oh my, my, I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy
    Hold on a second baby

    I got bim bam banana pops, dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too

    I'm your ice cream man baby, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Hold on, one more

    Well I'm usually passin' by just about eleven o'clock
    Uh huh, I never stop
    I'm usually passin' by just around eleven o'clock
    And if you let cool you one time, you'll be my regular stop

    All right boys!

    I got bim bam banana pops, dixie cups
    All flavors and pushups too

    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    See now all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy, yes
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy Ah one time

    (Guitar Solo)

    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by
    They say all my flavors are guaranteed to satisfy

    One time boys!
    I'm your ice cream man
    I'm your ice cream man
    B-B-B-B-B-B-B-Baby!
    Ah my my my
    All my flavors are guaranteed......to satis-uh-fy
    Ow!
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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