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    I hate my job...

    My job it is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

    First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breath.

    The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

    But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the fucking stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big fucking dog to work. Every fucking day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single fucking day.

    Anyway, I drive these fucktards around in my van and we solve mysteries and shit.

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    Re: I hate my job...

    LMAO.
    It didn't all come together for me until the last sentance.
    Funny shit.
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    Re: I hate my job...

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    LMAO.
    It didn't all come together for me until the last sentance.
    Funny shit.
    LMAO +1!


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    Re: I hate my job...

    What's a fucktard? It sounds pretty broad spectrum.

    Fwiw, Danes act stoned naturally.
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    Re: I hate my job...

    We solve mysteries and shit. LOL
    We're bringing purple back.

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    Re: I hate my job...

    Ive ALWAYS told ppl that scooby DUBEY doo was based on stoners lol.

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    Re: I hate my job...

    haha that was good
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    Re: I hate my job...

    "Greenguy" wrote:
    Ive ALWAYS told ppl that scooby DUBEY doo was based on stoners lol.
    its quite clear.
    once you turn 13, and somebody tells you that, you'll never look at it again the same way.

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    Re: I hate my job...

    I'm getting curious about what kind of f'ing mysteries you guys get aroud to solving.

    Other than that I can see you got an - not necessarily bad - interesting deal by that job.

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    Re: I hate my job...

    Outstanding! Thanks IBP-- I got a good laugh outta that one ;D

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