I... can't... stop... watching... Wimbledon!

**BBQ Platypus** · 07-02-2005, 01:33 AM

"ltrey33" wrote:

Sharapova is out :sad: I'm no longer watching Wimbeldon.

Damn straight! She looks the hottest and grunts the loudest! She brings more, um...excitement into tennis. Wimbledon is now officially boring. Back to playing hours of video games for me.

Space Coyote · 07-02-2005, 02:34 AM

**DeathtoDenny** · 07-02-2005, 03:19 AM

I miss hockey. Its funny that they made her change her name from "Sharapov" to "SharapovA" to sound more like Kournikova.

**BBQ Platypus** · 07-04-2005, 09:59 PM

"DeathtoDenny" wrote:

I miss hockey. Its funny that they made her change her name from "Sharapov" to "SharapovA" to sound more like Kournikova.

I always thought that it was just standard Russian nomenclature for female last names to have an "a" at the end.

Space Coyote · 09-02-2005, 04:42 AM

I just started shouting "I love you!!!" at my monitor. It was kind of akward and uncomfortable but I couldn't help it...

sharapova

**Lotza** · 09-02-2005, 04:49 AM

"Space Coyote" wrote:

I just started shouting "I love you!!!" at my monitor. It was kind of akward and uncomfortable but I couldn't help it...

sharapova

yes!

**Mr Anderson** · 09-02-2005, 05:00 AM

"michaelmazid" wrote:

I don't know how you guys can watch tennis. Its boring.

Not with Maria Sharapova playing

:santa: Best tennis player ever, IMO, my non-tennis, love the ladies opinion.

Space Coyote · 09-02-2005, 05:04 AM

She's 6'2"
That's exactly as tall as me.
I'm tall. But she is a chick. A tall chick. That really turnes me on. Of course it doesn't take much to do that. But a 6'2" chick?

I feel the need to write a hiku about this:

She is 6'2"
So I wear tall shoes when we meet
I am dating Maria Sharapova

**Ltrey33** · 09-02-2005, 05:16 AM

Ya know, I had one of those "cant stop watching moments" with Wimbledon, but you know what I feel really bad about watching but can't stop? The Roast of Pamela Anderson. It's the most vulgar, immoral thing ever, but damn is it ever funny!

**Mr Anderson** · 09-02-2005, 05:03 PM

"ltrey33" wrote:

Ya know, I had one of those "cant stop watching moments" with Wimbledon, but you know what I feel really bad about watching but can't stop? The Roast of Pamela Anderson. It's the most vulgar, immoral thing ever, but gol 'darnit is it ever funny!

Oh my god that thing was hilarious.

The jokes about Courtney Love were much funnier than the Pamela Anderson(No relation) ones. That was a really funny roast, much funnier than the others they have done, Jeff Foxworthy and Dennis Leary. Maybe they did one other also, but I do not know.