Thread: I believe...

I believe being selected to the Pro Bowl is more exciting than the game. What do you think.

I believe hot water heaters should be called cold water heaters.
;D

I believe a person that puts corn, green beans, and pee's in the same sauce pan is unsanitary.


I believe I am done for now!

"nephilimstorm" wrote:

I believe being selected to the Pro Bowl is more exciting than the game. What do you think.

Oh, and for the record, I believe the same as you...
Especially for the game of football, being voted in is a great honor....
a trip to Hawaii is a lot of fun....
but the chance of a career ending injury just isnt worth it.

[size=11pt]"What I Believe."

I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his p*n*s.

And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

And I believe the United States should let all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language: Apache

And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now.

That's what I believe. [/size]



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I believe dumb people shouldn't breed

I believe it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

And lastly I believe Santa Clause, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and the Green Bay Packers don't exist.

"Turboe" wrote:

[font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

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I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
;D

"RK." wrote:

"Turboe" wrote:

[font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

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I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
;D

I believe you might just be right.
I know I remember hearing that bit when I was a kid.

"RK." wrote:

"Turboe" wrote:

[font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

[img width=275 height=275]http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/islands/images/martin.jpg[/img]

I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
;D

I believe RK is older than dirt!

I believe anybody who remembers when SNL and Steve Martin were actually funny are old.

"WVV" wrote:

I believe anybody who remembers when SNL and Steve Martin were actually funny are old.

I don't remember, because I wasn't alive, but I have appreciation for it!

My favorite opening monologue was when he did his whole, "Let's get small" routine. Cracks me up every time!