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    I believe...

    I believe being selected to the Pro Bowl is more exciting than the game. What do you think.

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    I believe hot water heaters should be called cold water heaters.
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    I believe a person that puts corn, green beans, and pee's in the same sauce pan is unsanitary.


    I believe I am done for now!
    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    "nephilimstorm" wrote:
    I believe being selected to the Pro Bowl is more exciting than the game. What do you think.
    Oh, and for the record, I believe the same as you...
    Especially for the game of football, being voted in is a great honor....
    a trip to Hawaii is a lot of fun....
    but the chance of a career ending injury just isnt worth it.
    I'd much rather see the Packers miss the playoffs because of their talent then because of their injuries.

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    [size=11pt]"What I Believe."

    I believe in rainbows and puppy dogs and fairy tales.

    And I believe in the family - Mom and Dad and Grandma.. and Uncle Tom, who waves his p*n*s.

    And I believe 8 of the 10 Commandments.

    And I believe in going to church every Sunday, unless there's a game on.

    And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome and natural things.. that money can buy.

    And I believe it's derogatory to refer to a woman's breasts as "boobs", "jugs", "winnebagos" or "golden bozos".. and that you should only refer to them as "hooters".

    And I believe you should put a woman on a pedestal.. high enough so you can look up her dress.

    And I believe the United States should let all foreigners in this country, provided they can speak our native language: Apache

    And I believe in equality, equality for everyone.. no matter how stupid they are, or how much better I am than they are.

    And, people say I'm crazy for believing this, but I believe that robots are stealing my luggage.

    And I believe I made a mistake when I bought a 30-story 1-bedroom apartment.

    And I believe the Battle of the Network Stars should be fought with guns.

    And I believe that Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was - an arctic region covered with ice.

    And, lastly, I believe that of all the evils on this earth, there is nothing worse than the music you're listening to right now.

    That's what I believe. [/size]




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    I believe dumb people shouldn't breed

    I believe it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and Steve

    And lastly I believe Santa Clause, the easter bunny, tooth fairy, and the Green Bay Packers don't exist.


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    "Turboe" wrote:
    [font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

    [img width=275 height=275]http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/islands/images/martin.jpg[/img]
    I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
    ;D

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    "RK." wrote:
    "Turboe" wrote:
    [font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

    [img width=275 height=275]http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/islands/images/martin.jpg[/img]
    I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
    ;D
    I believe you might just be right.
    I know I remember hearing that bit when I was a kid.

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    Re: I believe...

    "RK." wrote:
    "Turboe" wrote:
    [font=Verdana][size=11pt]"What I Believe."

    [img width=275 height=275]http://www.hrc.utexas.edu/exhibitions/online/islands/images/martin.jpg[/img]
    I believe that anyone that posts a picture of Steve Martin playing the banjo is older than dirt.
    ;D
    I believe RK is older than dirt!

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    I believe anybody who remembers when SNL and Steve Martin were actually funny are old.


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    I believe anybody who remembers when SNL and Steve Martin were actually funny are old.

    I don't remember, because I wasn't alive, but I have appreciation for it!

    My favorite opening monologue was when he did his whole, "Let's get small" routine. Cracks me up every time!

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