I am ready for the 4th of July

**NodakPaul** · 06-29-2011, 02:25 AM

Can't wait to light this one off... just one of many that I have for the 4th!

**i_bleed_purple** · 06-29-2011, 02:32 AM

SWEET!

What's it do? Just like the regular fireworks, or they do something Vikingsey? Like send dick picks and harass ugly massage therapists?

**NodakPaul** · 06-29-2011, 02:36 AM

I think it either takes a knee at halftime, or texts a picture of its junk. Not sure...

Actually, it has 8 separate multi-shots of gold and purple that explode into peonies.

A buddy of mine said it was left over from the metrodome, since they didn't shoot many fireworks off there last year.

**Purple Floyd** · 06-29-2011, 02:46 AM

My guess is it was built to blow up at the worst possible time. And it will probably leave a bad taste in your mouth for 8 months.

**Marrdro** · 06-29-2011, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by "Purple Floyd" #1099664

My guess is it was built to blow up at the worst possible time. And it will probably leave a bad taste in your mouth for 8 months.

Well played.

I for one hope that I can get my boat back on the water so I can watch the stuff (fireworks) like our good friend NP has from the water while fishing.

Here in VA, if you get out on the bay you can see 3 or 4 different fireworks events all at the same time.

**i_bleed_purple** · 06-29-2011, 01:47 PM

Beware, for all the hype you'll probably be disappointed when it only sort of fizzes a few sparks from the top than topples over.

**marstc09** · 06-29-2011, 06:46 PM

Where did you get it? How can I get one?

**NodakPaul** · 06-29-2011, 07:20 PM

Pretty much every kind of firework except for bottle rockets are legal here in ND. There are literally 10-20 places to buy them, all of them in air conditioned buildings with videos of what the fireworks look like on the walls. This particular one I only saw at Starr Fireworks.

**Mr Anderson** · 06-29-2011, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by "NodakPaul" #1099772

Pretty much every kind of firework except for bottle rockets are legal here in ND. There are literally 10-20 places to buy them, all of them in air conditioned buildings with videos of what the fireworks look like on the walls. This particular one I only saw at Starr Fireworks.

Why are bottle rockets illegal but nothing else??

The laws are restrictive around here for fireworks. But generally the cops let them slide on the 4th, they'll only bother you if your neighbors complain. And they always do.

I used to love the 4th. Ever since I started working at the liquor store, I hate it. Our major deliveries came today, nearly a thousand cases of beer/wine/liquor.