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    hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    okay ive been saving this question for when it gets boring on here and for me that happens everday so here goes!

    Say the vikings started the next season off 5-0. you decide to throw a litttle "boat party" to celebrate. there are
    strippers there and various sexual parephenelia lying around. everything is going good. you stop at a dock real quick and a few of the vikings stars come up to your boat. they wanna join in on the party! how awsome is that! only bad thing is if they get caught the nfl could suspend them and there goes the promising season! but if you did you could tell every one you got drunk with darren sharper, pat williams, and chester taylor. what would you do?
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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    Keep em out, its not worth the risk, plus your name might wind up in the papers if that happend.

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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    Why would you stop at a dock?

    Why would the Viking players just happen to be at the dock?

    I would need to ask Capt. Smoot for orders.
    When we stop to think about it, most folks behavior isn't perplexing after all !

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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    I for damm sure would not have Smoot on my boat.

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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    Man they could party with me.
    Hell, I'd buy 'em lap dances.
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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    "Purplexing" wrote:
    Why would you stop at a dock?

    Why would the Viking players just happen to be at the dock?

    I would need to ask Capt. Smoot for orders.
    beer run!
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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    I say let them in, then tell everyone that if anyone talks they will have to deal with phat pat

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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    part of me would say hold up we cant be doing this......Then I would say screw it and crack some cold ones with our Warriors in Purple, That situation would only happend if it was during the bye week other than that no way would I want to hurt the vikes in that fashion. Bye week yes play week aaaaaawwwww hell no. and tell em to come back on the bye week and we will party like rock stars.
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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    "mr.woo" wrote:
    okay ive been saving this question for when it gets boring on here and for me that happens everday so here goes!

    Say the vikings started the next season off 5-0. you decide to throw a litttle "boat party" to celebrate. there are
    strippers there and various sexual parephenelia lying around. everything is going good. you stop at a dock real quick and a few of the vikings stars come up to your boat. they wanna join in on the party! how awsome is that! only bad thing is if they get caught the nfl could suspend them and there goes the promising season! but if you did you could tell every one you got drunk with darren sharper, pat williams, and chester taylor. what would you do?
    You're 15, what are you doing with strippers?

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    Re: hypothetical question! (its a good one)

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    "mr.woo" wrote:
    okay ive been saving this question for when it gets boring on here and for me that happens everday so here goes!

    Say the vikings started the next season off 5-0. you decide to throw a litttle "boat party" to celebrate. there are
    strippers there and various sexual parephenelia lying around. everything is going good. you stop at a dock real quick and a few of the vikings stars come up to your boat. they wanna join in on the party! how awsome is that! only bad thing is if they get caught the nfl could suspend them and there goes the promising season! but if you did you could tell every one you got drunk with darren sharper, pat williams, and chester taylor. what would you do?
    You're 15, what are you doing with strippers?

    does someone need to explain to you what hypothetical means?
    woo out
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