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    How to Win a Street Fight

    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    Prepare to strike with your hands. Options include:

    Slam your outstretched open hand into his face. This will more than likely stop any punches he may be throwing. A simple hand in the face will disorient most people a great deal. Try it (gently) on a willing training partner.

    I like my option better;

    Thrust forward with an upward open palm catching
    him just below the nose, thus either breaking it or causing him to bleed profusely.

    Then add a drop kick into the groin area as an added bonus.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    Fighting isn't cool or fun. No one is going to think you're awesome when you're serving ten years in prison because you paralyzed a guy who was pushing you. Always use fighting as an absolute last resort. Retreat at the very first opportunity available. Would you rather be labeled a coward or be labeled with a prison serial number?
    But you will be able to protect your back door from bubba.

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    Shoot 'em?

    Does that count?

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    Shoot 'em?

    Does that count?
    Sure, if you want to serve jail time or get shot yourself.


    I m like a Ja Rule poster, cause I'm off the wall.

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    uh, thats like reading a book to learn how to fly a plane.

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    Dont get hit, pick your shots. If he pulls a weapon, run away.

    In my case, don't even worry about this, since no one picks fights with me.

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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    punch him first!!!

    I have seen a lot of street fight videos and the guy who lands the first punch usually wins.
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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    "michaelmazid" wrote:
    punch him first!!!

    I have seen a lot of street fight videos and the guy who lands the first punch usually wins.
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    Back in the day my friend when I drank alot of Jack and Tequilla I got into quite a few TIFS.
    ;D

    The first punch theory usually worked, however, when it didn't, life was bad the next day.

    And if it did, well.........., hit a man in the face hard once and you will know what I am talking about.


    Luckily Wildwoman has slowed me down a bit.
    I aint wrapped as tight as I used to be and I only drink beer these days.
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    Re: How to Win a Street Fight

    Forgot the most important tip:

    If out numbered, out sized, and under skilled, kick that mother in the jewels!

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