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    Re: How will you die?

    While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.


    sad for me
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    Re: How will you die?

    Brett Favre..
    While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

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    Re: How will you die?

    "simonsparre" wrote:
    You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
    Brett Favre:

    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.
    Hahah didn't see the Favre one before I did it as well. I actually just typed in his last name though.

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    Re: How will you die?

    John Madden...
    While using a chainsaw to help your friend cut down a tree, you slip and sever your leg. You die from rapid blood loss.

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    Re: How will you die?

    I'll die in a hospital when im 100+ years old.. And won't even know it

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    Re: How will you die?

    while attempting to help my friend cut down a tree, i will slip and chop off my leg.


    i will die due to loss of blood.

























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    Re: How will you die?

    "6-KINGS" wrote:
    While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you

    I KNEW IT I JUST KNEW IT!!!!
    OMG! Too funny there 6!

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    Re: How will you die?

    Being depressed with life in general, you commit suicide by sitting in your running car with the garage door closed.


    Geez, I wanted something a little more spicey! :???:

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    Re: How will you die?

    Mike Tice:
    A crazed man in a hardware store fatally attacks you with a large wrench.

    Mine:
    As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, your head is put into a vice and crushed.

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    Re: How will you die?

    A gang of midgets wraps you in plastic wrap and proceeds to cook you with a hair dryer. You are slowly squeezed to death as the plastic wrap shrinks around your body.

    Not sure how i feel about that...
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