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    Re: How will you die?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    While engaged in a passionate menage a trois with a hot blonde and even hotter brunette, your redheaded wife comes in and demands her share as well. Unable to keep up with three nymphomanical vixens who are insatiable, your heart finally gives out after 10 hours of mind-blowing sex and you come and go at the same time!!! :evil4:
    Dare to dream...

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    Re: How will you die?

    While playing baseball, a disgruntled player beats you to death with a bat.

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    Re: How will you die?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    While engaged in a passionate menage a trois with a hot blonde and even hotter brunette, your redheaded wife comes in and demands her share as well. Unable to keep up with three nymphomanical vixens who are insatiable, your heart finally gives out after 10 hours of mind-blowing sex and you come and go at the same time!!! :evil4:


    That's not death, that is Heaven... I would rather have that then dying in my sleep..

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    Re: How will you die?

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    While engaged in a passionate menage a trois with a hot blonde and even hotter brunette, your redheaded wife comes in and demands her share as well. Unable to keep up with three nymphomanical vixens who are insatiable, your heart finally gives out after 10 hours of mind-blowing sex and you come and go at the same time!!! :evil4:
    but before going ..he clicked his red ruby shoes and said 3 times..theres no taste like bone.. j/k cajun lol

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    Re: How will you die?

    While sunbathing in your yard, a commercial airliner accidentally unloads its waste tank. You are impaled by several spears of frozen urine which fall from 30,000 feet above you

    I KNEW IT I JUST KNEW IT!!!!

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    Re: How will you die?

    You attempt to go for a swim in the hotel pool after having one too many drinks late one night. Once in the deep end, it dawns on you that you don't know how to swim. You struggle violently as your lungs begin to fill up with water, but it does little good; you drown to death. Your body isn't seen until the following morning.




    lol wtf

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    Re: How will you die?

    Here is mine.

    While on a hunting trip, you are "accidently" shot in the face by your friend with a shotgun. Your lifeless (and headless) body falls to the ground with a resounding thud.

    I can actually see this happening! :shock:
    I used to be indecisive, now I m not so sure!

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    Re: How will you die?

    well this is pleasent...

    You are taken hostage as part of a bank robbery. When law enforcement refuses to meet the demands of the suspect, the suspect shoots you in the head to prove to the cops that he means business.

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    Re: How will you die?

    You put an excessive amount of lighter fluid onto a charcoal grill. Upon lighting the grill, you are engulfed in flames and are burned alive.
    Brett Favre:

    A disgruntled coworker beats you to death with a computer keyboard.

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    Re: How will you die?

    LOL^^

    Joe Buck-

    After swallowing several capsules which you thought were pain relievers, you're told that you were given "foam animal in a capsule" capsules as a joke. The foam animals expand to twenty times their original size, causing a major intestinal obstruction. Unable to pass solid waste, you die from self-toxification.

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