How will you die?

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Here is my fortune:

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After years of mistreating telemarketers, your lifeless and battered body is found next to a bloodied telephone handset.

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Wow.

:shock:

Here's mine:

While on a pleasant nature walk, you are abducted and ceremoniously sacrificed by a satanic cult.

:cry:

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While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.

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Owie!

This is mine!


While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted

Ok this is creepy....
While you're walking to your car in a dark parking lot, a man approaches you. He pulls a gun and demands your car keys. In a panic, you run. The man fires several shots into the back of your head, takes your keys, and drives away in your car.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

lmao..You are beaten to death by a disgruntled store clerk with a gallon of milk.


did i try to buy cereal to go with it ?

After reading WBL's I do not feel so bad!

I love the little "testimonial" at the bottom:

4 out of 5 users agree: TheDeathPsychic.com is more fun than actually dying!

:lol:

Here's mine:


You slip in the shower and hit your head. You die from being broiled by the 110 degree water for several hours. But hey, at least you're clean!

While engaged in a passionate menage a trois with a hot blonde and even hotter brunette, your redheaded wife comes in and demands her share as well. Unable to keep up with three nymphomanical vixens who are insatiable, your heart finally gives out after 10 hours of mind-blowing sex and you come and go at the same time!!! :evil4: