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    How to Survive in Federal Prison

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    Obviously, you could be attacked in a cell, though a classic place for an attack is the toilet or shower
    If I ever end up in jail I will never shit or shower.

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    I survive Federal Prison every day, by staying out of trouble.

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    "PurplePackerEater" wrote:
    I survive Federal Prison every day, by staying out of trouble.
    PPE wins!
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    I thought all the weaker criminals (tax fraud, ect...) all went to federal?

    I don't know any accountants who are going to try and slip me the high hard one.

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    "baumy300" wrote:
    I thought all the weaker criminals (tax fraud, ect...) all went to federal?

    I don't know any accountants who are going to try and slip me the high hard one.
    LOL.
    My cousin got audited the other year, and if you ask him his accountant flooped him big time. ;D

    Actually, the people who break federal laws go to federal prisons.
    Tax fraud falls into that, but so does a lot of stuff if it happens outside state jurisdiction.
    Kidnapping, Murder, Child Pornography, etc...
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    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    "NodakPaul" wrote:
    "baumy300" wrote:
    I thought all the weaker criminals (tax fraud, ect...) all went to federal?

    I don't know any accountants who are going to try and slip me the high hard one.
    LOL.
    My cousin got audited the other year, and if you ask him his accountant flooped him big time. ;D

    Actually, the people who break federal laws go to federal prisons.
    Tax fraud falls into that, but so does a lot of stuff if it happens outside state jurisdiction.
    Kidnapping, Murder, Child Pornography, etc...
    Ahh. Well pedophiles don't worry me, but the murderers probably would. The same thing happened to my dad though. When he had his business, this moron from Lincoln did his taxes and messed them up big time. Big big big time. He's still paying for it.

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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    Interesting, coulda had more about shanks and the act of shanking though.


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    Re: How to Survive in Federal Prison

    Prison life is ezmode if your not a snitch/bitch/chomo(SP?)If your any of the above might as well hang yourself and get it over quick for yourself.

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