How to shut up a troll.

With Rookie444's recent venture onto our boards, I was surprised and a little disappointed in the fact that I never really got a response formulated and posted.
I think I was taken off guard by the sheer volume of troll posts he managed to submit before being exiled to hell and beyond.

It won't happen again.
I now have a standard troll response that I am prepared to use on a moment's notice.
I share it with you now.
It may be a little dark, but you can thank the boys at Penny Arcade for that, as they are the ones who originally came up with it. ;D

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Don't say another gaddamn word.
Up until now, I've been polite.
If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself.
And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place.
From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance.
A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.
As I slip though the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated.
Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.
I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

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What do you think?
Too over the top?
Anyone else care to share a good troll putdown? ;D

"NodakPaul" wrote:

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What do you think?
Too over the top?
Anyone else care to share a good troll putdown? ;D

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A bit too fantasy for my tastes.
I would prefer for it to be rooted a tad more in reality.

http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/stru...e-sam-stfu.jpg

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http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/stru.../yoda-stfu.jpg

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I really like this one.

http://www.thethirteenthstep.com/stfu/stfu-post.jpg

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http://www.photosforyourspace.com/Ga.../army1stfu.JPG

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http://www.forumspile.com/STFU-Kitten_died.jpg

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http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a1...wheel-stfu.jpg

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Holy pooh!
How did I know that Zeus would have so many responses?
;D

He's a QA guy.
They don't do anything in a day but run a script and let it auto-fill a bug tracker....he's got lots of time to find this stuff.

Still gonna hire him away from his company so he can work with me and plot to take over the universe.
He seems to have that glint in his eye.

http://www.trashcity.org/BLITZ/BLIT1559.JPG