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    How to Scramble Eggs

    Crack the eggs into a bowl. Season with salt and a pinch of cayenne. Beat for 30 seconds with a whisk to loosen them up.

    Ideally, your pan should have high sides and a rounded bottom. Put a little bit of butter in the pan over a medium flame; let it get nice and foamy, but it shouldn't take on any color.

    Dump the eggs in all at once. Let them sit for 15 to 20 seconds. Whisk them vigorously for 60 seconds to get really fine, soft, loose curds. Take them off the heat.

    If you want to add cheese, use just a little bit of the smallest possible pieces and whisk them in now. I use American. A French Camembert or cream cheese is really good.

    The process takes about 2 minutes. Using a whisk to get the curds nice and small is a classic French technique, but I happen to have learned it from my mother.

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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    BLV, you really, really really need to get laid
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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    Maybe I can take him to the strip club by the stadium after or before the game!

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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs


    If I want to scramble eggs, I get her on all fours and plung it deep.....Slap her A S S side to side with a medium swing of the palm ( don't want to brusie the eggs)....when done, little a cig and what for her to cool down...




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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    Damn.
    Sometimes things on this site just amaze me......
    And my friends there are at least two in this one already.


    Can't wait to see how this one turns out.

    What do you bet I snort coffee out my nose tomorrow when I read this thing.
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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    "marstc09" wrote:
    Maybe I can take him to the strip club by the stadium after or before the game!
    That's not going to get him laid, thats going to get him swollen, aching testies.

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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    Maybe I can take him to the strip club by the stadium after or before the game!
    That's not going to get him laid, thats going to get him swollen, aching testies.
    Well then I will send a working girl to his room.

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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "BloodyHorns82" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    Maybe I can take him to the strip club by the stadium after or before the game!
    That's not going to get him laid, thats going to get him swollen, aching testies.
    Well then I will send a working girl to his room.
    penicillin please

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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    what a nice topic
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    Re: How to Scramble Eggs

    Where's BBQ to put his $.9567 worth in?
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