How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

**BadlandsVikings** · 06-05-2010, 12:40 PM

Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100605/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jail_contraband_smuggling

**Texas Viking** · 06-05-2010, 02:39 PM

I’ve seen some films that were quite impressive. I mean, when you can make a two-liter bottle disappear, Lemmiwinks would be proud.

**12purplepride28** · 06-05-2010, 02:46 PM

Texas Viking wrote:

I’ve seen some films that were quite impressive. I mean, when you can make a two-liter bottle disappear, Lemmiwinks would be proud.

So would Paris Hilton

**Johnson14** · 06-08-2010, 02:46 PM

BadlandsVikings wrote:

Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100605/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jail_contraband_smuggling

LMAO.. quite possibly the funniest but most disturbing thing ive read in a while!

**jmcdon00** · 06-08-2010, 02:53 PM

BadlandsVikings wrote:

Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100605/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jail_contraband_smuggling

Some PPO posters pull more than that out of their butts everyday.