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    How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

    WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....
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    Re:How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    I’ve seen some films that were quite impressive. I mean, when you can make a two-liter bottle disappear, Lemmiwinks would be proud.


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    Re:How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    Texas Viking wrote:
    I’ve seen some films that were quite impressive. I mean, when you can make a two-liter bottle disappear, Lemmiwinks would be proud.

    So would Paris Hilton

    I am NOT here to provide good football insight or rational observations. I am an emotional 19 year old Viking fan and I expect you to adjust your expectations from my posts.

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    Re:How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    BadlandsVikings wrote:
    Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

    WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100605/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jail_contraband_smuggling
    LMAO.. quite possibly the funniest but most disturbing thing ive read in a while!

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    Re:How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    BadlandsVikings wrote:
    Jail officers astonished by inmate's contraband

    WENATCHEE, Wash. – Police in Wenatchee are surprised at the amount of contraband an inmate was able to smuggle into the jail rectally. The Wenatchee World said the man internally carried a cigarette lighter, rolling papers, a baggie of tobacco the size of a golf ball, a smaller baggie of marijuana, a 1-inch smoking pipe, a bottle of tattoo ink and eight tattoo needles.....
    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20100605/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_jail_contraband_smuggling
    Some PPO posters pull more than that out of their butts everyday.

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    Re:How much stuff can you cram up your butt?

    Sounds like a winner

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