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    How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    Fossett only got 2 mos.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/27/fossett/index.html

    I'm thinking I get more time than that, years.
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Fossett only got 2 mos.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/27/fossett/index.html

    I'm thinking I get more time than that, years.
    Is your wife going to get billions once the will is processed?


    Or are you worth more to her as a tax deduction?

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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Fossett only got 2 mos.

    http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/11/27/fossett/index.html

    I'm thinking I get more time than that, years.
    Is your wife going to get billions once the will is processed?


    Or are you worth more to her as a tax deduction?

    =Z=
    On second thought, I better not be more than an hour late.
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
    Don't take her fishing with you, just a hunch.

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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
    lmao
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
    lmao
    Good thing I am hung like a horse or she would probably have my slightly balding, fat beer bellied, crooked toothed, glasses wearing self assisinated for my benifits.
    ;D
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
    lmao
    Good thing I am hung like a horse or she would probably have my slightly balding, fat beer bellied, crooked toothed, glasses wearing self assisinated for my benifits.

    ;D
    This is hilarious.

    All I know is if I ever get married there will be a prenup. I seen me dad get screwed and I am not going out like that.

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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    Can't knock the lady for wanting her husband declared dead. It probably is hard for her to get access to the money that he has. Not saying that sarcasticly, I just think that he had some cash and now that neither he nor his wife worked; its the only thing she has for support. I don't think its cold hearted but sometimes the signs point to a negative.
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    Re: How long would your wife give you before she wants you declared dead?

    "marstc09" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    I called Wildwoman before I posted this.


    It appears to me that Wildwoman has one failing I wasn't aware of and that is the fact that she is a bit money hungry for my taste.

    When posed with this question she said, how long does it say on the insurance policy and how long does your company require.


    Hmmmm.
    Makes one wonder doesn't it.
    lmao
    Good thing I am hung like a horse or she would probably have my slightly balding, fat beer bellied, crooked toothed, glasses wearing self assisinated for my benifits.

    ;D
    This is hilarious.

    All I know is if I ever get married there will be a prenup. I seen me dad get screwed and I am not going out like that.
    I was a poor Petty Officer 3rd Class (E-4) when I married Wildwoman.
    I was to damn broke to even know what the hell a Pre-nup was and if I did, I couldn't have afforded a Lawyer to write one up.
    ;D
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