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    How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Start your computer up.

    3. Make sure the guy/gal who is annoying you can see the screen.

    4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

    5. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

    (Key Note:
    Of course if you resort to such a drastic measure you could go to jail for a spell)
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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "marstc09" wrote:
    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?
    I figured Z would ask that question.
    ;D
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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you follow these instructions:

    1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

    2. Start your computer up.

    3. Make sure the guy/gal who is annoying you can see the screen.

    4. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky and move your lips like you are praying .

    5. Then hit this link http://boortz.com/mp3/archive/countdown.swf

    (Key Note:
    Of course if you resort to such a drastic measure you could go to jail for a spell)
    That's a good strategy.
    I travel ALOT and long ago adopted the, "don't say anything and ignore all people," strategy.
    As a rule, I only talk to bartenders and selected flight attendants.
    Has worked for me for years.

    Persistence and determination alone are omnipotent
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    As a matter of fact, I do know

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?
    I figured Z would ask that question.

    ;D
    No - I knew this was just another of your hair-brained schemes.

    =Z=

    Thanks to Josdin for the awesome sig!

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?
    I figured Z would ask that question.

    ;D
    No - I knew this was just another of your hair-brained schemes.

    =Z=
    LOL.
    Its a joke.
    Nots supposed to be analyzed to see if it would actually work.
    Heck I wouldn't do it as I wouldn't want to get arrested and that is why I put the note on the bottom as a caveat not to do it (even if it did work).

    By the way, in case your interested..... ;D

    http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keat...-airplanes.asp
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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    One could always just create your own countdown.. Marr.. please try this first, then get back to us on how it was recieved.. if your next e-mail addy is from [email protected]. we will not try it as a repeat..
    ;D

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    If Marr tried it, I believe it would turn out something like this...
    [youtube=425,350]sqvPDRuIlDw[/youtube]
    Zeus wrote:
    When are you going to realize that picking out the 20 bad throws this year and ignoring the 300 good ones does not make your point?

    =Z=

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?
    I figured Z would ask that question.

    ;D
    Great minds think alike!

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    Re: How to Handle Irritating People Who Sit Next To You on A Plane or Bus

    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "Zeus" wrote:
    "Marrdro" wrote:
    "marstc09" wrote:
    How are you suppose to get internet on the plane?
    I figured Z would ask that question.

    ;D
    No - I knew this was just another of your hair-brained schemes.

    =Z=
    LOL.
    Its a joke.
    Nots supposed to be analyzed to see if it would actually work.
    Heck I wouldn't do it as I wouldn't want to get arrested and that is why I put the note on the bottom as a caveat not to do it (even if it did work).

    By the way, in case your interested..... ;D

    http://blog.tmcnet.com/blog/tom-keat...-airplanes.asp
    This article is from 2005. When the hell is this going to happen? I have been waiting 3 years!
    ;D

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