How to Be a Great Dictator

**Prophet** · 06-10-2007, 12:19 AM

**BadlandsVikings** · 06-10-2007, 09:29 AM

Have fun. Remember , the best part about being a dictator is that it's so damned fun! It will also help you in the dating game and your self-esteem. Life is short, make the best of it!

I've always thought Castro and Kim Jong Il looked like they were having a good time.

**mr.woo** · 06-10-2007, 10:52 AM

castro partied a little TOO much. thats why he has a fake rectum

**Purple Floyd** · 06-10-2007, 11:03 AM

Here is another good one I found on there.

http://www.wikihow.com/Run-a-Kao-%28Kick-A%24%24-Offense%29

**michaelmazid** · 06-10-2007, 01:08 PM

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

Have fun. Remember , the best part about being a dictator is that it's so damned fun! It will also help you in the dating game and your self-esteem. Life is short, make the best of it!

I've always thought Castro and Kim Jong Il looked like they were having a good time.

lol. thats a good one. kim jong looks like he has taken a crap in his pants everytime i see him

**mr.woo** · 06-10-2007, 01:55 PM

everytime you see him lol you make it sound like your at the local dairy bar and you notice hes the guy in front of you ordering the hazelnut icecream in a sugar cone. your always polite like hey mr. kim jong hows it going but under your breath muttering (man whats that cats problem)

**PurplePackerEater** · 06-10-2007, 03:18 PM

"Prophet" wrote:

How to Be a Great Dictator

I like to tell my kids (joking of course), "This is a dictatorship and I'm the Dick!"

**NDVikingFan66** · 06-10-2007, 04:09 PM

Funny.....my wife and kids tell me that same thing

**Zeus** · 06-11-2007, 07:00 AM

"Prophet" wrote:

How to Be a Great Dictator

Have you ever read the Evil Overlord list?

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

=Z=

**Prophet** · 06-11-2007, 07:06 AM

"Zeus" wrote:

"Prophet" wrote:

How to Be a Great Dictator

Have you ever read the Evil Overlord list?

http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html

Being an Evil Overlord seems to be a good career choice. It pays well, there are all sorts of perks and you can set your own hours. However every Evil Overlord I've read about in books or seen in movies invariably gets overthrown and destroyed in the end. I've noticed that no matter whether they are barbarian lords, deranged wizards, mad scientists or alien invaders, they always seem to make the same basic mistakes every single time. With that in mind, allow me to present...

The Top 100 Things I'd Do
If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

=Z=

Both essential lists.
back to the 'how to become a dictator list...#1 is key:

1. Violence should always be the first option, create your own band of cronies. Ex-military, unemployed drunkards, idealist university students, methheads, it doesn't matter. In every society there's going to be someone that's pissed off and looking for a fight; clean them up, organize them and give them a reason to! Some feeble-minds (who ironically think they are intelligent!) may argue that the "pen is mightier than the sword", yet, who is more well-known and important? Napoleon or Locke? Hitler or Bob Dylan? Darth Vader or Bono?

The top 100 is also a must read for those that are going down this career path.