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    How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    If you find it too tedious to watch the clock, just concentrate on chewing your food until it becomes a liquid in your mouth before swallowing. This satisfies the concept that you will take your time eating, allowing your body time to tell you it feels full, and reducing solid food to its most digestible form
    Can't I just put my food in a blender then just drink it?

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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    How to lose weight by motion:

    1. Log of PPO, put on some clothes and go to local sports store.
    2. Ask sales associate for "running shoes" or "sneakers" and "workout" gear
    3. Leave store
    4. Move forward at a pace rapid enough that both feet are off the ground simultaneously.
    This is commonly refered to as running, jogging, or excercise.
    5.Repeat step 4 daily. Caution! excercise care as this procedure is very effective (I've heard) and may cause extreme weight loss and increased energy.

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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Well that's just great. What if you are obese and toothless?



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    "countrygirl" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Well that's just great. What if you are obese and toothless?


    Get some false teeth and liposuction!!!
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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    What if you eat your food in small bits and chew like at chipmunk

    Thanks to PPE for the sig.

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    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Well that's just great. What if you are obese and toothless?


    Get some false teeth and liposuction!!!
    If you're toothless fatass you just need to get a microbial transplant and chew on the cud until the weight comes down.
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    "cogitans" wrote:
    What if you eat your food in small bits and chew like at chipmunk
    The beast.

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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    "Prophet" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "countrygirl" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Well that's just great. What if you are obese and toothless?


    Get some false teeth and liposuction!!!
    If you're toothless fatass you just need to get a microbial transplant and chew on the cud until the weight comes down.
    Mooooooo

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    Re: How to Eat Less and Lose Weight by Chewing More

    i thought this post was about chewing tobbacco...i started chewing and i lost 10 pounds in two weeks from chewing......

    idk about the ol' cud idea
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