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    How To Drink Alone...

    And I swear, Bloodyhorns didn't write this... El Vikingo didn't write this... and I didn't write this....


    [size=12pt]How to Drink Alone[/size]
    [size=10pt]There’s an art to drinking alone. Appreciate its beauty with these tenets of solo drinking.[/size]

    http://men.msn.com/articlees.aspx?cp-documentid=8117720&GT1=32001


    • Start in the afternoon.

    • Forget bar chatter, since it’s about drifting, forgetting, passing time without noticing. Instead, quietly pay attention.

    • Drink liquor — whiskey.

    • Ignore the television.

    • Read a paper, sure. A book is good too. Crack the spine and lay it flat on the bar. Read, don’t pretend to read.

    • Look up often.

    • Jukeboxes are an acceptable diversion, though don’t ever select Cat Stevens when drinking alone.
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    Sounds pretty informative to me.
    Gonna have to try that.
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    "MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:
    Sounds pretty informative to me.
    Gonna have to try that.
    Hope you read the article, there's more
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    [youtube=425,350]doNrhCGGDW0[/youtube]

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    Young bitches is grazed
    Each block, is like a maze, full of black rats trapped
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    From what I hear in all the stories when my peoples come back, black

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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    If you drink more than 1-2 drinks when you're alone, you're either an alcoholic or there's football on TV.


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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    "ItalianStallion" wrote:
    If you drink more than 1-2 drinks when you're alone, you're either an alcoholic or there's football on TV.
    Or... you don't have any porn and you have to get REALLY drunk before that picture of the Statue of Liberty starts looking good.
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    Jukeboxes are an acceptable diversion, though don’t ever select Cat Stevens when drinking alone.

    That's funny...I think one would need something more like AC/DC.
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    Thanks for keeping me updated!
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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    this explains most of c mac d's comments on this forum ..hes usually drunk
    People who see life as anything more than pure entertainment are missing the point.

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    Re: How To Drink Alone...

    Grouxo Marx said ,he drank not to become more interesting for the people,he drank for making the people around
    more interesting to him ,in some cases it could be truth.

    Drinking alone is not so bad,I ve done it many times at home and at pubs,in fact going out alone increases your score chances into 40 % ,don´t ask me about that number, it is an approximation my head has made.....

    In the past 12 months I went out alone 4 times and I scored twice ,the other two I ended up drunk like a rat and wasn´t able to mantain a racional conversation ..... :-*

    I could go on and on but I ll continue this conversation next January in NYC
    El underdog.

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