Thread: How to Be Cool on a Scooter/Moped

Timely advice.

[size=12pt]How to Be Cool on a Scooter/Moped[/size]

sleek guy on his $40k motorbike

This is the make and model (and color) that a guy I know bought for himself. He calls horse races for the NYRA...when he goes to Saratoga, he zips around and has no problem finding a parking spot. What's funny is that he's a rather large guy.

[img width=450 height=299]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v695/denjahn/08Zuma_profile_blue.jpg[/img]

The way to be cool is not buy a scooter that looks like its been created for a tiny little girl or a European


[img width=450 height=337]http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j317/erik5032/05_BigRuckus.jpg[/img]

Step 1 - Sit on Scooter/Moped

Step 2 - Shoot yourself in the face

"C" wrote:

Step 1 - Sit on Scooter/Moped

Step 2 - Shoot yourself in the face

Step 3 - Fall off Scooter

The only thing "cool" about scooters is gas mileage. next to that not to sure what else is "cool" about them.

"MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:

The only thing "cool" about scooters is gas mileage. next to that not to sure what else is "cool" about them.

With the cost of gas in California, thats "cool" enough for me.

If this isn't cool enough for you


You might want to try this:

[img width=450 height=301]http://dvice.com/pics/unocycle_main.jpg[/img]

or this:

[img width=450 height=308]http://dvice.com/pics/ozonecar_front.jpg[/img]
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/ozone_the_crazy.php

But if you want to rule the road:

[img width=450 height=301]http://dvice.com/pics/Ronn-Motors-Scorpion-Hydrogen-hybrid.jpg[/img]
http://dvice.com/archives/2008/06/th...production.php

If I lived in town and didn't have to drive 12 miles on a busy highway, I'd really consider one for running around town doing errands.

"MetalMike-LoudVike" wrote:

The only thing "cool" about scooters is gas mileage. next to that not to sure what else is "cool" about them.

Here's a suggestion:
Ride one with a supermodel...and let her drive.
You would look PLENTY COOL in that situation.