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    How to Act like Steven Seagal

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    Re: How to Act like Steven Seagal

    You can only pretend to be Seagal if one of the following has happened to you:
    Your wife/cat/brother/friend was murdered by terrorists/corrupt policeman/old friend, etc.
    You were put in a coma by your arch nemesis and you have awoken seeking revenge on him and all of his associated friends/family/pets, etc.
    I will have to remember those tips.

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    Re: How to Act like Steven Seagal

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    You can only pretend to be Seagal if one of the following has happened to you:
    Your wife/cat/brother/friend was murdered by terrorists/corrupt policeman/old friend, etc.
    You were put in a coma by your arch nemesis and you have awoken seeking revenge on him and all of his associated friends/family/pets, etc.
    I will have to remember those tips.
    What about "If terrorists take over your or train."?

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: How to Act like Steven Seagal

    I have the first part down, will have to figure out how to get the second part to work.

    Make sure as you fight that you have a large number of enemies. As you attack each one, the other must dance around menancingly until it is his turn to get smashed up
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