Thread: How to Act like Steven Seagal

How to Act like Steven Seagal

You can only pretend to be Seagal if one of the following has happened to you:
Your wife/cat/brother/friend was murdered by terrorists/corrupt policeman/old friend, etc.
You were put in a coma by your arch nemesis and you have awoken seeking revenge on him and all of his associated friends/family/pets, etc.

I will have to remember those tips.

"BadlandsViking" wrote:

You can only pretend to be Seagal if one of the following has happened to you:
Your wife/cat/brother/friend was murdered by terrorists/corrupt policeman/old friend, etc.
You were put in a coma by your arch nemesis and you have awoken seeking revenge on him and all of his associated friends/family/pets, etc.

I will have to remember those tips.

What about "If terrorists take over your or train."?

I have the first part down, will have to figure out how to get the second part to work.

Make sure as you fight that you have a large number of enemies. As you attack each one, the other must dance around menancingly until it is his turn to get smashed up

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