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    In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    Here are a couple:

    Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start.

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    "shockzilla" wrote:
    Here are a couple:

    Q: Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
    A: Professional courtesy.

    Q: What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
    A: A good start.

    CONGRATS, MY MAN!!!!
    That would be 11,111 lawyers...not 10,000...LOL! :lol:
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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    What is the oldest profession?

    A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, "Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession."

    The engineer replied, "But, before that, God created the heavens and earth from chaos and confusion, and thus he was the first engineer. Therefore, engineering is an older profession than medicine."

    Then, the lawyer spoke up. "Yes," he said, "But who do you think created all of the chaos and confusion?"
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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    what's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?

    a hooker will stop screwing you after you're dead.

    Congraulations Cajun on reaching 11K

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    Thats amazing 11K posts wow!

    Go for 12K on December 12th

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    An engineer died and upon his arrival at the pearly gates he was informed that he would not be allowed into heaven for his life sins and sent to hell. When he arrived in hell, Satan gave him an eternity of work to do. Several years passed and one day out of the blue God call Satan to see how things were going. Satan told God all about the wonderful things the engineer had done while in hell. "We have escalators, air conditioning and satellite tv thanks to him", said Satan. Angered by this, God demanded that Satan release the engineer and send him to Heaven. When Satan refused, God said that he will sue Satan and hell. To that Satan replied, "and just where are you going to get a lawyer?"
    ...Rodgers had to hold on the ball longer, giving players like Jared "I am completely insane and will literally eat your children" Allen time to sack Rodgers again.And again. And again. Actually I think Rodgers may have nightmares about Jared Allen the rest of the year.

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    "mnvikes61" wrote:
    what's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?

    a hooker will stop screwing after you're dead.

    Congraulations Cajun on reaching 11K

    hahah! thats hillarious

























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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer joke

    What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

    CONGRATS!

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer joke

    "countrygirl" wrote:
    What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?
    There are skid marks in front of the skunk.

    CONGRATS!
    :laughing3: that's a good one

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    Re: In honor of Cajun's 11,111th post: Your best lawyer jokes!

    At least come up with some NEW ones instead of that stale old DINOSAUR CRAP! Just kidding...keep 'em comin'!!! LOL
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