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    Here's a good one!

    Ole and Sven from International Falls, Minnesota die and wake

    up in Hell. The devil stops in to check on them and sees them

    dressed in parkas, mittens and bomber hats, warming them

    selves around the fire.



    The devil asks them "What are you doing? Isn't it hot enough

    for you?" Ole replies, "Vell, ya know, ve're from nordern

    Minnesooota, da land of snow an ice, an ve're yust happy fer

    a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know."



    The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and

    turns up the heat even more. When he returns to the room of

    the two guys from Minnesota, the devil finds them in light jackets

    and hats, grilling Walleye and drinking beer.



    The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject

    misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourself." Sven replies,

    "Vell, ya know, ve don't git too much varm veather up dere at

    da Falls, so ve've yust got ta haff a fish fry vhen da veather's dis nice."



    The devil is so absolutely furious that he can hardly see straight.

    Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat

    because they have been cold all their lives.



    The devil decides to turn all the heat off in Hell. The next

    morning, the temperature is 40 below zero, icicles are hanging

    everywhere, and people are shivering so bad that they are unable

    to wail, moan or gnash their teeth.



    The devil smiles and heads for the room with Ole and Sven.

    He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, bomber hats,

    and mittens. They are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling

    and screaming like mad men.



    The devil is dumb founded, "I don't understand, when I turn

    up the heat you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still

    happy.



    What is wrong with you two?" They both look at the devil in

    surprise and say, "Vell don't ya know, if Hell iss froze over dat must mean

    da Vikings don von da Super Bowl."
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    Re: Here's a good one!

    :laughing3: that was pretty good man. hopefully we don't have to wait for hell to freeze over though :sad:

    Thanks Josdin

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    Re: Here's a good one!

    hahahah nice I like that one!

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    Re: Here's a good one!

    Good one. Those guys are from the falls too awesome

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    Re: Here's a good one!

    This story is true, I have pictures...



    :grin: :grin:

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    Re: Here's a good one!

    nice pic PpE nice joke!





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    "Lotzapurple119" wrote:
    nice pic PpE nice joke!





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    Re: Here's a good one!

    purplepride.org
    this joke has already been posted. only then it was bashing the packers




    sorry, the link was messed up. hope this works

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