Thread: Here honey, Merry Christmas!!! Have some Rhino Poop

YULEE, Fla. - Stumped about what to give that special someone this Christmas? How about some rhino poop? The International Rhino Foundation is auctioning separately on eBay four pieces of dung from the endangered species and will use the proceeds to fund conservation efforts.

The pieces come from four of the five types of rhino: white, black, Indian and Sumatran. The Javan rhino is so rare, a sample could not be collected.

Each piece is dried, mounted in a clear trophy case and marked with the type of rhino that produced it.

The auction ends Sunday and as of Thursday afternoon bidding had been light, with the top bid for Sumatran rhino poop standing at $500. Black rhino poop was standing at $255, Indian was at $250 and white was at $122.50.

The foundation, which is based at the White Oak Conservation Center, says only about 17,500 rhinos remain in the wild with another 1,200 living in captivity.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071206/ap_on_fe_st/odd_rhino_poop

You'd best be able to smoke it or something like that for that price.
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Holy Crap, Batman. This one's from a White Rhino and the bid's at $510!!!
???

http://cgi.ebay.com/White-Rhino-Poop...QQcmdZViewItem

And what do you do for a living?
I'm a taxidermist!
Do you specialize in birds or animals?
I specialize in Rhino Poop!
AhhhhhhhOh........OK

I say... it is the perfect gift for that Bear fan on your list... Label it 2007 Season.
;D

"pack93z" wrote:

I say... it is the perfect gift for that Bear fan on your list... Label it 2007 Season.
;D

a turd nugget... I'm gonna have to save this picture for future stupid posts...

Just another one of those ungratifying jobs...........