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    CanuckVike is offline Starter
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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    Oh man...I'm feelin' mighty low...first it was the tension of yesterday's game against the Dande-lions...then the Grey Cup party...where I had my usual half dozen pints...then I ate this bag of guocamole flavoured nacho chips with salsa and cheese dip,....then I ate these red peppers stuffed with feta cheese...now I don't feel so good..anyone have any good home remedies for my ailing gut?...I'll be back to check the computer later...
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    purplehorn is offline Hall of Famer
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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    2 Pabst Blue Ribbons Beers and 1 pepsid
    Green Bay police station toilet stolen.

    Cops say they have nothing to go on.

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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    Sounds like you need Nurse Crachit to give you an enema...LOL!
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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    A home remedy??? I've always found that a big red apple helps with stomach ailments, particularly heartburn. Immediate and long term relief..., whew.

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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    Maybe you should find out what Favre's mom used to get rid of her stomach ache...LOL
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    DoubleDown11 is offline Pro-Bowler
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    Hair of the dog! Go drink another pint!
    something witty and comical... followed by genuine sarcasm.

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    CanuckVike is offline Starter
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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    ...thanks everyone....I opted for one final beer and some toast...that seemed to do the trick!...as BEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCHHHHHH!
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    Stick your finger down your throat!!

    I get the most pissed off looks from people with my VKG 4 LFE Wisconsin license plate, and I LOVE IT!!

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    Help me...I'm dieing here!

    "VKG4LFE" wrote:
    Stick your finger down your throat!!
    then have another 6 pints works for me ccasion5:
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    mark is offline Asst. Coach
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    leave canada.
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