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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    Ok, #5 five just came.
    Dead.
    I peeled it out of the wrappings and did mouth to mouth on it.
    Can't believe I did that.
    It had it's tongue hanging out to the side and started breathing again...not very well though.
    Just let out a yelp and is now crying.
    Fuck, this isn't what I planned on doing today, mouth to mouth with a placenta covered dead dog?
    Well, it appears to be living for a little while longer.
    If not I'll use it in some stir fry I guess.

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Del" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Freya" wrote:
    Make sure she expels a placenta for each puppy. You can let her eat them, but I wouldn't let her eat all of them unless you want a squirting problem.
    Hours can and do pass between pups.
    If you can palpate her, you can see if she is "empty" and then breathe a sigh of relief. A puppy's head feels like a golf ball, or maybe in the case of labs a baseball.
    Make her nurse. If necessary make her lie down and hold her there until she gets the idea. Be prepared, her nips will get sore and she might not want to over the next couple of days. After that, she will want to get the milk out and be willing to nurse.
    Keep the pups warm. Imperitive. A cold or chilled pup cannot digest. Not good.
    Also, make sure each pup gets some colostrum. Essential to the immune system.

    Congrats!
    Let her eat the puppies????
    Maybe back east you say YOU'RE, but here in GODS state we say YOUR............We also have been known to wipe our asses with tree leaves though.

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, #5 five just came.
    Dead. I peeled it out of the wrappings and did mouth to mouth on it.
    Can't believe I did that.
    It had it's tongue hanging out to the side and started breathing again...not very well though.
    Just let out a yelp and is now crying.

    F!!ck, this isn't what I planned on doing today, mouth to mouth with a placenta covered dead dog?
    Well, it appears to be living for a little while longer.
    If not I'll use it in some stir fry I guess.
    MY hero!!!
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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, #5 five just came.
    Dead.
    I peeled it out of the wrappings and did mouth to mouth on it.
    Can't believe I did that.
    It had it's tongue hanging out to the side and started breathing again...not very well though.
    Just let out a yelp and is now crying.
    F!!ck, this isn't what I planned on doing today, mouth to mouth with a placenta covered dead dog?
    Well, it appears to be living for a little while longer.
    If not I'll use it in some stir fry I guess.
    You had me at.......... mouth to mouth.

    Although now that you got a taste of how it is to be a Packer fan......you may never go back. Animal loving is the first sign of your pecker shriviling up and a big foamy cheese hat growing from a tumor from your brain.

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    That's cool, I marked the 'dead' dog with a twist tie on his tail.
    Now the little fucker is battling for position on the nips.
    That thing had the tongue hanging out for what seemed forever, probably only a few minutes though.
    His name is Lazarus.

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    Well done, Prophet. I've done Mouth to mouth on a dog a time or two myself........ewwwwwwww. Rinse and spit.


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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    That's cool, I marked the 'dead' dog with a twist tie on his tail.
    Now the little f&**&*&r is battling for position on the nips.
    That thing had the tongue hanging out for what seemed forever, probably only a few minutes though.
    His name is Lazarus.
    You made out with him and you sucked so bad at it he went straight for the first female nipple he saw. I think I have found the cure for fudgepounding...............

    I kid I kid....no offense to any brown eye inspectors out there keep it real.

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    Prophet Guest

    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Del" wrote:
    "Prophet" wrote:
    Ok, #5 five just came.
    Dead.
    I peeled it out of the wrappings and did mouth to mouth on it.
    Can't believe I did that.
    It had it's tongue hanging out to the side and started breathing again...not very well though.
    Just let out a yelp and is now crying.
    F!!ck, this isn't what I planned on doing today, mouth to mouth with a placenta covered dead dog?
    Well, it appears to be living for a little while longer.
    If not I'll use it in some stir fry I guess.
    You had me at.......... mouth to mouth.

    Although now that you got a taste of how it is to be a Packer fan......you may never go back. Animal loving is the first sign of your pecker shriviling up and a big foamy cheese hat growing from a tumor from your brain.
    ;D, I'm safe.
    I've eaten dog many times when I lived in the Philippines.
    The black ones are the tastiest too, according to local lore.

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "Prophet" wrote:
    I peeled it out of the wrappings
    Save the "wrappings"
    They make great cabbage rolls!

    FYI, maybe should have kept the whole "mouth to mouth thing" on the QT.

    Get yourself tested for heartworms too...........

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    Re: Help with Black lab puppies.

    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Freya" wrote:
    "cajunvike" wrote:
    "Freya" wrote:
    Make sure she expels a placenta for each puppy. You can let her eat them, but I wouldn't let her eat all of them unless you want a squirting problem.
    Hours can and do pass between pups.
    If you can palpate her, you can see if she is "empty" and then breathe a sigh of relief. A puppy's head feels like a golf ball, or maybe in the case of labs a baseball.
    Make her nurse. If necessary make her lie down and hold her there until she gets the idea. Be prepared, her nips will get sore and she might not want to over the next couple of days. After that, she will want to get the milk out and be willing to nurse.
    Keep the pups warm. Imperitive. A cold or chilled pup cannot digest. Not good.
    Also, make sure each pup gets some colostrum. Essential to the immune system.

    Congrats!
    Let her eat the puppies????
    No no no......are you trying to frost me bum on purpose?

















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    I call YOU, Freya!
    You must have seen the post before I edited it........I can't believe I said that.
    Bad energy, bad energy. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    But ok.



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