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    luckily you dont live together, the law would not allow you to "kick her out" she would be in total control and if you yelled at her you would be in jail. all she has to do is cry and use the "i'm just a girl" ploy. run boy run. p.s. do what mnjamie said, he knows.
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    Call her and apologize like heck to her voicemail. She may not be returning your calls, but you can be pretty sure she's checking her messages. Eventually she'll cool off and want to talk about it all. Give it some time, but continue to apologize profusely.

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    "zimtwister" wrote:
    run- FAST! she is whacked. take her best friend out. have fun, life is short, do not make it shorter by sticking with a whacko.
    haha I dont agree with this one at all but it definately made me laugh!

    "I choose my company by the beating of their hearts, not the swelling of their heads"

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    Who started the fight? I wouldn't apologize if it weren't me. :boohoo:

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    "MrGopher16" wrote:
    I'd like to tell ya that women are nothing but trouble...but i doubt that would help your situation...don't fret though, i'm sure you'll hear plenty of good advice from the wise PP.Oers very soon!
    Girls Ain't Nothing But Trouble - Jazzy Jeff And The Fresh Prince

    listen homeboys don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

    Just last week when I was walking down the street
    I observed this lovely lady that I wanted to meet
    I walked up to her I said hello
    she said you're kind of cute I said yes I know
    but by the way sweetheart what's your name
    she said my friends like to call me exotic Elaine
    I said my name is the Prince and she said why
    I said well I don't know I'm just a hell of a guy
    but enough about me yo let's talk about you
    and all the wonderful things that you and I can do
    I popped some cash and in a little bit of time
    I showed some cash and the girl was mine
    I took her over town I wined her and dined her
    she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
    all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
    snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
    she started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
    so I shoved her away I said you better stop buggin
    she got mad looked me dead in my face
    threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
    I got scared when she started to yell
    so I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
    I was duckin through alleys right and left
    but when the cops caught up they almost beat me to death
    I was arrested charged with agrivated assault
    (yo Clancy we got him)
    but it wasn't my fault
    nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme and get the hell away

    I was in a bar one Friday night
    cooling watching a Mike Tyson fight
    I was maxin and relaxin sippin on Tequilla
    when this girl walked up she said hi my name is Sheila
    I responded by saying hello
    she paid for my drink and then said let's go
    20 minutes later things were starting to cook
    as we pulled up into her house I said I'm with you toots
    the music was soft and there was wine in the glasses
    she started winking and making little passes
    at me she pat me close that's when she got bold
    she started feeling up my back I said oh your hands are cold
    we went to her bedroom thinking of one thing
    took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
    I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
    and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
    I felt that it was time for me to make my move
    I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
    I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
    a door slammed and a voice said baby where are you
    her boyfriend busted in he grinned an evil grin
    and said boy I'm a tear your butt limb from limb
    I was scared as hell where I was supposed to go
    I just yelled geronimo and jumped out the window
    just my luck we were in a snow storm
    and all I had was my underwear on to keep my warm
    and to top the night off I had to break in my place
    because my keys were on pants back on Sheila's book case
    I was done sneezing and coughing
    I hope this doesn't happen to often
    but nevertheless don't mean to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhymes and get the hell away

    Jazzy: yo man you think they see your point
    Prince: I don't know I don't think they really do
    Jazzy: I think you should give 'em another example
    Prince: awright give me a scratch let's make it funky right here

    I got a ring on my phone May 5th last year
    it was my girlfriend Betty I said hello dear
    I was just about to call you I got a couple tickets to the Run DMC concert
    (I'm wit it)
    It's six o'clock now at eight will you be ready
    (yeah)
    aight fine see you then Betty
    I combed my hair washed and brushed my teeth
    got funky fresh dressed in my la cox ????
    got to Betty's at eight I was ready to jet
    until Betty's mon said Betty's not ready yet
    I sat there for at least an hour
    it was ten after nine before she got in the shower
    9:35 she comes downstairs
    and said I need a little longer to finish my hair
    at ten o'clock we had then missed the show
    she comes downstairs and says let's go
    go where go to sleep I'm gone
    I was steamin like a demon as I drove home
    but it just goes to show not trying to bust your bubble
    but girls of the world ain't nothing but trouble
    so next time a girl gives you the play
    just remember my rhyme just remember my rhymes
    take heed to my rhymes and get the hell away

    Jazzy: man first your parents just don't understand
    then you having these crazy nightmares
    Prince: I know why me man why me
    Jazzy: what's next
    Prince: now these girls man you know how it is
    can't live wit 'em can't live wit'out 'em
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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    caj---you are awesome!
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Who started the fight? I wouldn't apologize if it weren't me. :boohoo:
    i am pretty sure men never would start a fight with his gf. the gf starts it and we have to figure out what she is mad about. the census dept. stats say " in a relationship, women start the fight 97.3% of the time" hey, stats dont lie.
    "you dream of beating me, its time you wake up and apologize."

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    "mnjamie" wrote:
    Too many fish in the sea ... leave one voice mail. If she doesn't respond, move on ... that will drive her nutz. If she doesn't respond in like a day or two, dont even offer an explanation the next time you "bump" into her ... as she will go to the spots you frequent trying to "bump" into her and still make you feel bad.

    Been there, done that .... if you cave into her now, she will have you by the "boys" the entire time of your relationship.
    i agree 100%, apologize and then leave the ball in her court. one of my all-time favorite quotes

    "i don't chase them, i replace them" -- biggie smalls

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    "zimtwister" wrote:
    "DemonicViking" wrote:
    Who started the fight? I wouldn't apologize if it weren't me. :boohoo:
    i am pretty sure men never would start a fight with his gf. the gf starts it and we have to figure out what she is mad about. the census dept. stats say " in a relationship, women start the fight 97.3% of the time" hey, stats dont lie.
    After the game she aked me why I so mad and that if a game could get me so mad then maybe I shouldn't watch it anymore. That's when I lost it but I am just going to let it cool down then try to talk to her, she has put up with A LOT of my shit so.....
    Thanks for the sig Pack93z


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    "zimtwister" wrote:
    caj---you are awesome!
    That's what the ladies usually say! :grin:
    BANNED OR DEAD...I'LL TAKE EITHER ONE

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