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    Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack

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    [size=12pt]Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack[/size]By Sam Zess November 17, 2006



    WASHINGTON, D.C.--A new security initiative identifies one of the greatest dangers facing Americans today.

    "Health food stores carry fruits and vegetables exotic enough to be indistinguishable from extraterrestrial strains," said General Edward Nurance. "Even the shopkeepers can't always tell them apart."

    "We're ripe for an invasion," he said.

    Nurance warned that if alien pods were to pass undetected in the stores, the entire human species could perish and be replaced with the interloping plant life.

    "We've been installing cameras and posting undercover guards at many U.S. shops," Nurance said.

    "But to be honest, we're not sure what we're looking for," he admitted.
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    Re: Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack

    ..."But to be honest, we're not sure what we're looking for," he admitted.
    Sounds like the disclaimer that should go on many of the mock drafts I've seen floating around.

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    Re: Health Food Stores Particularly Vulnerable to Alien Attack

    Quite a story you just cannot make that up, well at least the mushrooms have to be good! lmao

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