Just wanted to wish everyone a happy and safe holiday. I thought since some of my posts in the past might have been some what raunchy and offensive at times that I would find the perfect non-offensive politically correct holiday greeting so I am sending the following holiday wish out to all of you! :santa:
Politically Correct Holiday Greeting:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all ...
... And a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA" in the Western Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.) :santa:
Seriously here is wishing you all a happy and safe holiday season. I haven't been on this site much lately as I have been sick and this time of year is always busy for me at work as well as at home. My number one wish for all of you is that you enjoy your holiday time with your friends and family as that is what this time of year is all about of course my second wish for all is that the vikes kick the crap out of the packers this Friday. Go Vikes Go!