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    Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy B-day Ultra!
    Hope you have a fun one.
    Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. Mark Twain

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    "BadlandsViking" wrote:
    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!
    Happy BD ultra.
    Here is the above put to music.

    The Happy Happy BD Song

    WWBGD

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy Birthday youngster!

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy b'day Ultra, enjoy your 50th
    ;D

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy B-Day man!

    Remember, I'll still hurt you.

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy 33rd Birthday buddy!

    Just relax & enjoy your day today!

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy birthday man.Bad news Vikes couldn´t give you a nice present,yesterday.....
    El underdog.

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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan

    Happy Birthday young feller! Hope it's all you wish for.
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    Re: Happy Birthday ultravikingfan


    Happy 33rd Birthday Ultra, hope the day brings a smile.

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