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    Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Once a year we celebrate with stupid hats and plastic plates,
    the fact that you were able to make another trip around the sun.
    (gasp) And the whole clan gathers round' gifts and laughter too will bound,
    we let out a joyful sound and sing that stupid song.
    Happy Birthday, now your one year older.
    Happy Birthday, your life still isn't over.
    Happy Birthday, you did not accomplish much.
    But you didn't die this year I guess that's good enough.

    So lets drink to your fading health, and hope you don't remind yourself
    your chance of finding fame and wealth decrease with every year.
    Does it feel like your doing laps, and eating food and taking naps,
    and hoping that some day, perhaps, your life will hold some cheer.

    Happy Birthday, what have you done that matters?
    Happy Birthday, your starting to get fatter.

    Happy Birthday, it's downhill from now on.
    Try not to remind yourself your best years are all gone.
    If cryogenics were all free then you could live like Walt Disney and live
    for all eternity inside a block of ice.
    But instead your time is set this is the only life you get,
    and though it hasen't ended yet some times you wish it MIGHT!

    Happy Birthday, you wish you had more money.
    Happy Birthday, your lifes so sad it's funny.
    Happy Birthday, how much more can you take?
    But your friends are hungry so just cut the stupid cake.

    Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Happy Birthday, Dear.....
    (muttering)
    Ralph, Bill, Graphton, Stanley, Frank, Skippy the Butch Kangroo, Bob,
    Starts with a G.. G.. Blah! Blah! Blah!


    Happy Birthday to Yee!!

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Bday Ned. No pics of you in the Birthday suit though Please. lets cook Rocky and have a good ole Viking Feast.

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Birthday Ned




    No matter how bad my life gets at least I m not a Packer fan.

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Happy Birthday!

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Birthday NordicNed

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Birthday Ned!

    I thought your birthday wasn't until the 10th?

    BTW, Where the hell have you been? Get your ass online sometime so I can chat with you.

    "If at first you don't succeed, parachuting is not for you"

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed


    Happy Birthday NordicNed, enjoy all the day brings 8)

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    The Naked man from CT is an old ass but who cares If
    the pole stands up proudly....

    Happy Birthday Ned
    El underdog.

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy Birthday Ned!!!
    Disclaimer: I'm an idiot.

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    Re: Happy Birthday NordicNed

    Happy birthday Ned. May your cock allow you to sleep in tomarrow.
    “What takes a quarterback to the next level is not arm strength or mobility or any of that stuff. It’s the ability to play on critical downs. Manage third downs, or red zones or four-minute or two-minute situations"
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